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Slope-heads: the moral crusaders, endowed with lots of morality and always ready to give people a good finger wagging.
They're called slope-heads because evolution hasn't favoured them and they're just one step up the ladder from cavemen.
Lurkers: The people who read, but don't post. It's difficult to know how many lurkers actually lurk a forum, but basically they're the ghouls of internet communication. You can't see them, but you know they are there. However, giving them a seperate forum would be pretty pointless.
the Winners: People who constantly write to draw attention to themselves. They're always online, always have come-backs and are constantly over-exposing themselves like a Michael Jackson at a kiddy party.
They're not called Winners because they aren't losers, they're named Winners after the director Michael Winner.
