Alchohol quotes

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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. ~Author Unknown

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. ~Giuseppe Garibaldi


Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman


My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henny Youngman


Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. ~Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.

RUM
is the answer.


Whats the question?

Personally, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

24 Hours in a day.... 24 beers in a case.... coincidence?

I think it was Sinatra who said: "I pity people who don't drink, because when they wake up, that is the bset they will feel all day."

"Drinking lots of beer and then smoking weed is not recommendable" - Me

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl’s clothes off.

Raymond Chandler

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~ W.C. Fields

Beer before liquor, get sick quicker.

Liquor before beer, have no fear.

-Coach McGurk to class of 8 year olds.

Originally posted by Crowley
I think it was Sinatra who said: "I pity people who don't drink, because when they wake up, that is the bset they will feel all day."

Originally posted by ivan2908
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman

Whiskey helps a man keep things in perspective.- "Wild Bill" Hickcock