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I may be putting my very life in danger by alerting all of rhp but I feel I must. There is a conspiracy afoot in all of rhpdom that threatens the very existence of online chess as we know it. I have uncovered a plot headed up b........

What was that?.........I could swear I heard footsteps outside the door.

"Hello, is there someone there?...Hello?"

Oh crap! They know, they're on to me...I got to go, I got to get out of here.....

Watch out they're watching you! They're trying to take over th......

*THUMP*
😡😡😡

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Originally posted by mokko
I may be putting my very life in danger by alerting all of rhp but I feel I must. There is a conspiracy afoot in all of rhpdom that threatens the very existence of online chess as we know it. I have uncovered a plot headed up b........

What was that?.........I could swear I heard footsteps outside the door.

"Hello, is there someone there?...Hello?"

...[text shortened]... ...

Watch out they're watching you! They're trying to take over th......

*THUMP*
😡😡😡
*cleans blood from club*

I love my job.

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Originally posted by Palynka
*cleans blood from club*

I love my job.
Hulk Hogan storms down the lane, coming to kick ass and
rescue our beloved Mokko, meets with 007, discussing strategy,
start kicking butt, crash, bang, Oh crap, we're too late......

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Hulk Hogan storms down the lane, coming to kick ass and
rescue our beloved Mokko, meets with 007, discussing strategy,
start kicking butt, crash, bang, Oh crap, we're too late......
Tell you what, I'll buy you a beer and I promise to explain my whole life story to my next victim, so that you have time to arrive. Deal?

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😡 Hi 😡

😡 This is Mokko 😡

😡 Everything is fine 😡

😡 There is NO conspiracy😡

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Originally posted by mokko
😡 Hi 😡

😡 This is Mokko 😡

😡 Everything is fine 😡

😡 There is NO conspiracy😡
Hello everyone! How's my disguise working?

Edit: Too many smileys, right? Maybe that was a bit over the top...

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Originally posted by mokko
😡 Hi 😡

😡 This is Mokko 😡

😡 Everything is fine 😡

😡 There is NO conspiracy😡
Pokes fake Mokko with a stick and looks suspicious!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Pokes fake Mokko with a stick and looks suspicious!
Tip of the day: Longer stick.

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Originally posted by mokko
I may be putting my very life in danger by alerting all of rhp but I feel I must. There is a conspiracy afoot in all of rhpdom that threatens the very existence of online chess as we know it. I have uncovered a plot headed up b........

What was that?.........I could swear I heard footsteps outside the door.

"Hello, is there someone there?...Hello?"

...[text shortened]... ...

Watch out they're watching you! They're trying to take over th......

*THUMP*
😡😡😡
Hmmm... I see a future for you in writing mystery novels.
πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Pokes fake Mokko with a stick and looks suspicious!
Oy! That's me eye!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Pokes fake Mokko with a stick and looks suspicious!
elvendreamgirl haven't seen you for ages! Great to have you back... maybe I haven't bin paying attentiuon, but, I have a vouple of pictures in me and you never know.

Muchos wlecomeos

H
H!

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"They" have convinced me the error of my ways. "They" have made it very obvious to me that I "misunderstood" those "private" documents that I only "thought" I saw. With the help of some very strong "medication" I am now begining to understand the extent of my condition to "invent" conspiracies that do not actually exist. Sorry for the inconvienence. Continue on as "normal". Thank you for not poking me to hard with the stick, the meds render me "momentarily" paralyised. I "assure" you everything is all back to "normal"





*pleeeease somebody heellllp meeee*

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Originally posted by mokko
"They" have convinced me the error of my ways. "They" have made it very obvious to me that I "misunderstood" those "private" documents that I only "thought" I saw. With the help of some very strong "medication" I am now begining to understand the extent of my condition to "invent" conspiracies that do not actually exist. Sorry for the inconvienen ...[text shortened]... assure" you everything is all back to "normal"





*pleeeease somebody heellllp meeee*
Mokko is feeling a litlle disturbed and we'll just keep her in our specialized medical facilities in Alaska for her own sake.

Thank you for your attention on this tragic case.

*slams ambulance door with a grin*

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Originally posted by mokko
"They" have convinced me the error of my ways. "They" have made it very obvious to me that I "misunderstood" those "private" documents that I only "thought" I saw. With the help of some very strong "medication" I am now begining to understand the extent of my condition to "invent" conspiracies that do not actually exist. Sorry for the inconvienen ...[text shortened]... assure" you everything is all back to "normal"





*pleeeease somebody heellllp meeee*
Say... I'm about to retire from the engineering sector and take up writing books. Maybe we could get together on this?

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Originally posted by arrakis
Say... I'm about to retire from the engineering sector and take up writing books. Maybe we could get together on this?
God help whoever you've been "engineering" for...

Although their stock should go up once you retire....