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Allegedly funny book titles

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the classic:

'Rusty Bedsprings', by I.P.Knightly

also

'Cat's Revenge', by Claude Balls
'Baby's Revenge', by Nora Titoff

anybody know any others?

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'The Ultimate Motorcycle Stunt' by Willie Maykitte and Betty Wonte

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Copied these from the web:

The following is a list of real books. Yeah, real BIZARRE. Enjoy!

http://www.fallingskyhazard.com/catalog.htm

THE BRIGHT SIDE OF PRISON LIFE by Captain S. A. Swiggett, 1897

WHO'S WHO IN BATON TWIRLING by Don Sartell, 1967

OLD AGE: ITS CAUSE AND PREVENTION by Sanford Bennett, 1912

HEROIC VIRGINS by Alfonso P. Santos, 1977

GAY BULGARIA by Stowers Johnson, 1964

CARNIVOROUS BUTTERFLIES by Austin H. Clark, 1926

FOLDING TABLE NAPKINS by Marianne Von Bornstedt, 1968

TRADITIONAL ASPECTS OF HELL by James Mew, 1903

PRACTICAL CANDLE BURNING by Raymond Buckley, 1970

HOW TO FILL MENTAL CAVITIES by Bill Maltz, 1978

WOULD CHRIST BELONG TO A LABOR UNION? by Rev. Cortland Myers, 1900

ENJOY YOUR CHAMELEON by Earl Schneider, date unknown.

TO KNOW A FLY by Vincent G. Dethier, 1962

SHOUTING: GENUINE AND SPURIOUS, IN ALL AGES OF THE CHURCH, FROM THE
BIRTH OF CREATION, WHEN THE SONS OF GOD SHOUTED FOR JOY, UNTIL THE
SHOUT OF THE ARCH-ANGEL: WITH NUMEROUS EXTRACTS FROM THE OLD AND NEW
TESTAMENT, AND FROM THE WORKS OF WESLEY, EVANS, EDWARDS, ABBOTT,
CARTWRIGHT, AND FINLEY. GIVING A HISTORY OF THE OUTWARD DEMONSTRATIONS
OF THE SPIRIT, SUCH AS LAUGHING, SCREAMING, SHOUTING, LEAPING, JERKING,
AND FALLING UNDER THE POWER by G.W. Henry, 1859

YOUR DESTINY IN THUMB: INDIAN SCIENCE OF THUMB READING by R.G. Rao
Bangalore, India: The Astrological Office, 1971

THE PRACTICAL EMBALMER by A. Johnson Dodge, 1920

THE DYNAMICS OF PSYCHOSOMATIC DENTISTRY by Joseph S. Landa, 1953

I KNEW 3000 LUNATICS by Victor R. Small, 1935

DEAD LEPRECHAUN IN A TIRE-SWING by T.G. Fleming, 2003
http://www.fallingskyhazard.com/catalog.htm

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How about 'The Irish gay scene' by Partrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick

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The fake books in the Monty Python Bookshop sketch.

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Originally posted by ianpickering
How about 'The Irish gay scene' by Partrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick
I always thought it was by Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick.

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How to tell if your man has an STD. by Betty Aswon

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Making a lumberjack eat lots of food. by Phillipa Forrester

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The beginnings of sex. by Justin Side 😀

And people say I'm purile and have no imagination 😕

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Originally posted by kw72uk
The beginnings of sex. by Justin Side 😀

And people say I'm purile and have no imagination 😕
Did you make that one up yourself?

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Originally posted by ianpickering
Did you make that one up yourself?
I'm sure it's been thought of before...

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Originally posted by Favs
FOLDING TABLE NAPKINS by Marianne Von Bornstedt, 1968
This is actually quite a good read...😴😴😴