Almost True Story of Red Hot Pawn

108. Sheila was still intent on her 'death match' with Coquette. Having rejected several possible 'lures', she recalled a few classic principles

of oriental warfare: "Always attack your enemy's strategy. Demonstrate infinite patience. Be flexible. Adjust. Use ambiguity and protraction".

109. Some attentive readers of the great 21st century novel might recall, however, that Sheila is dyslexic, and thus, interpreted Sun Tzu's Art of War to mean that one should always use protection.

110... some flexible device that could be safely adjusted, even by a person who wasn't cross dominant or ambidextrous.