Plump Figtree:
Guy from Holland goes to another country, looking for someone he never met for a hundred years.
At the same time:
someone robs a guy and shafts him, and someone shoots someone, and a guy meets his new employer for the first time...
D'ya ken what they call a "Bigmac" in Amsterdam?"
Well Shav, to be sure I don't really care.
YOU BASTARD!!!! It's a ROYALE!!! GIMME A JOB YOU WNNKRR!!!
then shoots his taxi driver.
enter Popeye Doyle: "You got the stuff?"
Shav: "I need sex, lemme suck yer dick..."
Quentin (must be a fag, never heard of a "Quentin" that wasn't...) before we start sucking each other's dicks, wee gotta clean the car...
Shav: "Cos they gone metric..."
enter Bruce Willis: " my daddy's watch..."
THE END!!!
EDIT Where's my Oscar?
EDIT 2: WHADDYA MEAN ONLY 12 EDITS???? FREEZE YOU MXXXXXXERS, GIMME all your money...
EDIT 3: Zed's Chopper?
Originally posted by c99uxEditophile.
Plump Figtree:
Guy from Holland goes to another country, looking for someone he never met for a hundred years.
At the same time:
someone robs a guy and shafts him, and someone shoots someone, and a guy meets his new employer for the first time...
D'ya ken what they call a "Bigmac" in Amsterdam?"
Well Shav, to be sure I don't really care.
YOU BAST ...[text shortened]... ???? FREEZE YOU MXXXXXXERS, GIMME all your money...
EDIT 3: Zed's Chopper?