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I used to be one of the fastest runners at my school, but I've never had any desire to eat gazelles or other similar animals.

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Originally posted by Ian68
I used to be one of the fastest runners at my school, but I've never had any desire to eat gazelles or other similar animals.
You are mentally ill for creating such a thread. 😛

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Originally posted by Ian68
I used to be one of the fastest runners at my school, but I've never had any desire to eat gazelles or other similar animals.
How about baby wildebeests, I hear they are tasty?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
How about baby wildebeests, I hear they are tasty?
Do they taste like chicken?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
How about baby wildebeests, I hear they are tasty?
Being a Wildebeast is a $hit deal.
They are the centerpiece of almost every wildlife film I ever watched - dying at the hands of predators.
Yet just now I watch a programme that says 10x as many starve and die of antrax than are eaten.
And they can't even make a proper noise.

You'll be telling me they have to migrate a 1000km each year just to get food next, crossing a swollen river.

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Originally posted by Ian68
I used to be one of the fastest runners at my school, but I've never had any desire to eat gazelles or other similar animals.
Do you hide your children in long grass?

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Originally posted by Ian68
I used to be one of the fastest runners at my school, but I've never had any desire to eat gazelles or other similar animals.
Have you been spotted?

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