American facts

in 2014 American Police killed 1,100 people Canada 14 China 12 Germany 0

Originally posted by redbadger
in 2014 American Police killed 1,100 people Canada 14 China 12 Germany 0

yeah they have this gun law that if King George shows up again you can defend yourself against his tyranny.😵

Originally posted by redbadger
in 2014 American Police killed 1,100 people Canada 14 China 12 Germany 0

Those Germans are lousy shots.

Originally posted by redbadger
in 2014 American Police killed 1,100 people Canada 14 China 12 Germany 0

That's also how many calories Americans consume at a time.

Originally posted by vivify
That's also how many calories Americans consume at a time.

1/4 of all the worlds incarcerated criminals are in US jails

Originally posted by redbadger
in 2014 American Police killed 1,100 people Canada 14 China 12 Germany 0

What's the source of your "facts"?

Originally posted by redbadger
1/4 of all the worlds incarcerated criminals are in US jails

They try to keep the numbers down.
(By shooting suspects)

Originally posted by HandyAndy
What's the source of your "facts"?

This is the "General Forum" - facts not required!
Serious discussions in "Debates"

In Amerika, it's legal to walk across the street with a loaded gun in your hand, but not a can of beer.

Originally posted by moonbus
In Amerika, it's legal to walk across the street with a loaded gun in your hand, but not a can of beer.

Isn't it great? And there's no penalty for poor spelling either.

Originally posted by moonbus
In Amerika, it's legal to walk across the street with a loaded gun in your hand, but not a can of beer.

Also illegal are biggie sodas.

Originally posted by redbadger
in 2014 American Police killed 1,100 people Canada 14 China 12 Germany 0

american police killed 12 in china
how come I never heard about this?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Isn't it great? And there's no penalty for poor spelling either.

"I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing."

--Twain

A Cuban, a Frenchman, an American, and an American lawyer are riding on a train. The Cuban begins praising one his nation's most famous products.

"In Cuba", he says, "we make the world's finest cigars. Just smell this beautiful hand-rolled cigar. Furthermore, we make them in such abundance that we can waste them with impunity". Saying that, he tosses the cigar out the window of the speeding train.

The Frenchman responds, "Oui, that is quite true, and in my country we make the finest cheeses". He displays a hunk of fine cheese to the others and says, "France is famous for its fine cheeses, and we produce so much that we too can waste them without a thought." Saying that, he casts the cheese out the window of the train.

The American gets up and throws the lawyer out the window.