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05 Nov 11
05 Nov 11
America has lots of problems at the moment, but there is only one solution: eat more English food.
Start with Beans on Toast. This is food awesomeness, and eating it will make you a proper nation again. It should be made law in America that every American MUST eat Beans on Toast at least once a day.
http://southerndysfunction.wordpress.com/2011/03/27/english-food/
Oh yes; and write the date properly too. DAY-MONTH-YEAR get it? Shorter to longer.
Good luck with it all.
05 Nov 11
Originally posted by divegeesterAmericans will embrace Beans on Toast when the Brits embrace Orthodontia.
America has lots of problems at the moment, but there is only one solution: eat more English food.
Start with [b]Beans on Toast. This is food awesomeness, and eating it will make you a proper nation again. It should be made law in America that every American MUST eat Beans on Toast at least once a day.
http://southerndysfunction.wordpr ...[text shortened]... te the date properly too. DAY-MONTH-YEAR get it? Shorter to longer.
Good luck with it all.[/b]
05 Nov 11
Originally posted by widgetWell, there goes the neighborhood.
Oh my... how the Clan Forum has turned to beans on toast
...since the politically correct alert-ing fascists took the fun out of dysfunctional taunting and goading 😕
'T would be sad really, if it wasn't just another tired example of the rule of mediocrity
It used to be so peaceful and harmonious.
06 Nov 11
Originally posted by utherpendragonHahahaha!
Americans will embrace [b]Beans on Toast when the Brits embrace Orthodontia.[/b]
In other words, NEVER!
😀
As a matter of fact, dive, we like the way our dates are written, so take your date-elitism and keep it in your pocket.
As for your horribly disgusting food items, I would think you'd keep those to yourselves, to avoid embarrassing yourselves in the world community.
I mean, come on, not even the most aboriginal tribes who think termites are a delicacy stoop so low as to debase themselves by eating Beans on Toast!
06 Nov 11
Originally posted by SuzianneAnd to think I laughed out loud at the 'farting round the camp fire' scene in the Blazing Saddles movie!
Hahahaha!
In other words, NEVER!
😀
As a matter of fact, dive, we like the way our dates are written, so take your date-elitism and keep it in your pocket.
As for your horribly disgusting food items, I would think you'd keep those to yourselves, to avoid embarrassing yourselves in the world community.
I mean, come on, not even the mos ...[text shortened]... ho think termites are a delicacy stoop so low as to debase themselves by eating Beans on Toast!
Beans [and farts] have been a staple diet in the US dating back to the pilgrims and the wild-wild west. Just get them onto toast once a day and you will be fine; it's a back to basics philosophy.
Put cheese on them that helps - you guys seem to love cheese on everything.
PS: who is this Orthodontia I should be cuddling, is she a hot celeb?
06 Nov 11
Originally posted by SuzianneSo, let's have a little look at the American grub .
Hahahaha!
In other words, NEVER!
😀
As a matter of fact, dive, we like the way our dates are written, so take your date-elitism and keep it in your pocket.
As for your horribly disgusting food items, I would think you'd keep those to yourselves, to avoid embarrassing yourselves in the world community.
I mean, come on, not even the mos ...[text shortened]... ho think termites are a delicacy stoop so low as to debase themselves by eating Beans on Toast!
Doughnuts ,nice to make you big and round and lose your teeth .
Hot dogs ,nutricient as above .
Hamburgurs , as above .
Macdonalds ,need i say more ?
You are the fattest nation in the world ,do's that tell you some thing about your food ?😵😵
06 Nov 11
Originally posted by phil3000That it tastes good?
So, let's have a little look at the American grub .
Doughnuts ,nice to make you big and round and lose your teeth .
Hot dogs ,nutricient as above .
Hamburgurs , as above .
Macdonalds ,need i say more ?
You are the fattest nation in the world ,do's that tell you some thing about your food ?😵😵
Originally posted by divegeesterMy right honorable friend and colleague, Divegeester, you're unfortunately still wallowing in a wee bit of ignorance about the freedom loving child who outgrew its Mother Country's precious shackles to become 'the gritty little can-do colony that could and did' and now assists its Sweetie Mum, who's gotten long in the tooth, ambulate in pompous tight arse circles in a Brave New World which insists on compromise and bondage and doesn't know beans about unconditional victory, resourcefulness, unflinching courage under pressure, individualism, independence, strenuous effort, tea parties for men and two subsequent centuries of gracious forgiveness as a reliable ally. So let it be resolved that this sad, melancholoy day of darkening clouds, November 6 in the Year of Our Lord 2011, shall herinafter be known to the RHP global community and other lesser entities in cyberspace as 'Dive's Long Fall from Grace Day'.
America has lots of problems at the moment, but there is only one solution: eat more English food.
Start with [b]Beans on Toast. This is food awesomeness, and eating it will make you a proper nation again. It should be made law in America that every American MUST eat Beans on Toast at least once a day.
http://southerndysfunction.wordpr ...[text shortened]... te the date properly too. DAY-MONTH-YEAR get it? Shorter to longer.
Good luck with it all.[/b]
gb
07 Nov 11
Originally posted by phil3000I, m not sure if,n you puctiated that there sentanse rite . 😕
So, let's have a little look at the American grub .
Doughnuts ,nice to make you big and round and lose your teeth .
Hot dogs ,nutricient as above .
Hamburgurs , as above .
Macdonalds ,need i say more ?
You are the fattest nation in the world ,do's that tell you some thing about your food ?😵😵
07 Nov 11
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyWell Mr 'my seat is under threat due to me fiddling my thumbs-up quota' backbencher ... yes thanks for dragging our arses through your various "unconditional victories" around the world. I guess what we have all learned is that if you want to be successful in this short and over-estimated life, don't pick fights in other peoples sandboxes, and never trust down market American't estate agents.
My right honorable friend and colleague, Divegeester, you're unfortunately still wallowing in a wee bit of ignorance about the freedom loving child who outgrew its Mother Country's precious shackles to become 'the gritty little can-do colony that could and did' and now assists its Sweetie Mum, who's gotten long in the tooth, ambulate in pompous t ...[text shortened]... other lesser entities in cyberspace as 'Dive's Long Fall from Grace Day'.
gb
BEANZ MEAN HEINZ!
07 Nov 11
Originally posted by divegeesterNo need to be bitter, Diver Beach... especially when you realize a goodly 7-9% of the litany
Well Mr 'my seat is under threat due to me fiddling my thumbs-up quota' backbencher ... yes thanks for dragging our arses through your various "unconditional victories" around the world. I guess what we have all learned is that if you want to be successful in this short and over-estimated life, don't pick fights in other peoples sandboxes, and never trust down market American't estate agents.
BEANZ MEAN HEINZ!
of all things we know and love (and love to hate) across the pond was tongue in cheek.
gb (the other one)