An Asteroids Coming! (poem)

An asteroid's coming
They say it might hit
But they say 'please don't worry'
'Well OK just a bit'
A mere seventeen years
That's how long we've all got
They're quite sure of the date
But not of the spot
It might land on desert
It might land in sea
It might land in forest
It might land on me!

We need a big rocket
Come on Uncle Sam
Packed full of explosives
Mr Bush is the man
Who else could be trusted?
Who else could we choose?
We'll send him up in it
With a match and a fuse!


Rhymester
RHP (RedHotPoet)

That's the funniest one yet! Sounds like that crap movie Armageddon!
Hehe......

Quality stuff Andrew :o)

Nevermind a special tournament forum I reckon we could do with a
poetry one the way you're churning 'em out. Without any sacrifice in
quality I might (hastily) add.

Mark
The_Squirrel_Lover@hotmail.com

Thanks folks. At least we know that we've got 17 years to finish off the
tourneys ;-)

Very good Andrew!!!

Ya got one for Clinton?

hehehehe

Dave