The discussion about the regrettable situation in Iraq clearly needs an infusion of levity. I believe some anagrams to be in order.
George W. Bush: Whose bugger? (Mr. Cheney's...?)
The US Army: He may rust.
USA Marine Corps: span a sour crime.
(or, for that matter: )
Semper Fidelis: Die, simple serf!
Coalition forces: fast oil coercion.
Of course, shock and awe has quickly turned into one sad whack.
And, lastly, when the prisoner interrogations go poorly, The United States of America could become Areas Fated to Hit Nice Mutes.
~Mark