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Andrew's 5 Rules of Shopping

Andrew's 5 Rules of Shopping

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I made this up by observaiton.

1. The trolley you use will never work completely right.
2. The screaming child will always be in earshot...
3. ...or behind you in the line.
4. The other people are there to get in the way.
5. The Old Woman/Pregnant lady will only drop more than 100 dollars in changes when you are in a hurry.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
I made this up by observaiton.

1. The trolley you use will never work completely right.
2. The screaming child will always be in earshot...
3. ...or behind you in the line.
4. The other people are there to get in the way.
5. The Old Woman/Pregnant lady will only drop more than 100 dollars in changes when you are in a hurry.
SLAL's solutions:
1.Carry the stuff in bags,good exercise!
2. Kill the....ehr,I mean,earplugs,yes,that's it,earplugs 😀
3. see 2
4. Go when the store is closed.A lot cheaper too 😉
5. Push them aside,when you drop your money,you lose your place in the line,that's a rule!

Happy shopping 🙂

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Originally posted by D43M0N
I made this up by observaiton.

1. The trolley you use will never work completely right.
2. The screaming child will always be in earshot...
3. ...or behind you in the line.
4. The other people are there to get in the way.
5. The Old Woman/Pregnant lady will only drop more than 100 dollars in changes when you are in a hurry.
The trolleys work by remote control.You wanted to buy say fruit,veg and milk,toothpaste,and lets think,oh I rememer now-breakfast cerals.
Now you are locked on And the trolly takes you.
You are in supermarket spin.
you cling for dear life:you can't let go.
The trolly takes you down all the aisles.

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