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Does anyone else here get plagued by these f*%&^%^ c&^*$uckers calling all the time trying to sell stuff?

Basically, next person to phone is getting invited round - hopefully a really important "regional manager" or some such thing and of course as I work lots and out of town, it'll have to be evening or weekend 🙂

Normally I don't mind but the same lot have called me twice in one week - ilke I'm going to change my mind about buying double glazing in this period of time.

Anyone have any suggestions on any better ways to get back at them or is inviting salesfolks round at inconvenient times to tell them that the calls are unappreciated about as good as it gets?

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try this lot to get your number removed from sales lists. also go ex-directory...

http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/

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Originally posted by pendejo
Anyone have any suggestions on any better ways to get back at them or is inviting salesfolks round at inconvenient times to tell them that the calls are unappreciated about as good as it gets?
Try to remember that they hate calling you as much as you hate getting calls from them. Be nice to them for a change and tell them gently that you are not interested. If they persist then tell them their mother is a whore and threaten them while loudly sharpening a bow knife into the receiver.

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Originally posted by Edwardipov
try this lot to get your number removed from sales lists. also go ex-directory...

http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/
Im already ex directory. apparently the numbers are generated randomly and this means they can phone whoever they like

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Originally posted by pendejo
Im already ex directory. apparently the numbers are generated randomly and this means they can phone whoever they like
Don't you people have "caller ID"?

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Originally posted by pendejo
Im already ex directory. apparently the numbers are generated randomly and this means they can phone whoever they like
Can I interest u in some double glazing?

Simple answer, dont have a land line just use your mobile 🙂

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Originally posted by pendejo
Does anyone else here get plagued by these f*%&^%^ c&^*$uckers calling all the time trying to sell stuff?

Basically, next person to phone is getting invited round - hopefully a really important "regional manager" or some such thing and of course as I work lots and out of town, it'll have to be evening or weekend 🙂

Normally I don't mind but the sa ...[text shortened]... nd at inconvenient times to tell them that the calls are unappreciated about as good as it gets?
You could act like you are interested and then pretend that someone is at your door. Put the phone down and see how long they will wait while you finish your dinner or whatever.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Try to remember that they hate calling you as much as you hate getting calls from them. Be nice to them for a change and tell them gently that you are not interested. If they persist then tell them their mother is a whore and threaten them while loudly sharpening a bow knife into the receiver.
I care not how much they hate calling me.
The fact of the matter is that the same bunch of idiots phoned me last week, I politely told them then I wasn't interested and they phoned back tonight.
That spells war to me.
All common decency has gone out the (already double-glazed) window.

I fancy invitiing him round and when he gets here asking him how he feels about Jesus.

I should go and swot up on my religion in the debates & spirituality forums I think

invigorate
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Call centres are even more annoying. Half an hour of vilvaldi, to speak to someone who is no help whatsoever, then get transferred 3 times to end up exactly where you started.

If politicians were truly in touch with the people they would do something about this.

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When they phone, tell them that you don't have time at that moment.
They will ask if they can phone you back, at a later time.
Then you say: "I know what. You give me your home number and I'll call you Sunday afternoon."

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Can I interest u in some double glazing?

Simple answer, dont have a land line just use your mobile 🙂
Ummm, 24 hour a day connection to broadband through my mobile phone.....?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Don't you people have "caller ID"?
Hell I don't even have a digital telephone... I still have the old pips and a 30 second wait after I dial before the phone starts ringing.

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Act like you're interested. Ask them LOTS of questions. Act confused. String them along forever. Then say, "I think you want to talk to my Dad. He's not home right now."

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Originally posted by invigorate
Call centres are even more annoying. Half an hour of vilvaldi, to speak to someone who is no help whatsoever, then get transferred 3 times to end up exactly where you started.

If politicians were truly in touch with the people they would do something about this.
I couldn't agree more, And it especially annoys me when (BT for instance) tell you to type in your phone number then the idiots that statr to speak to you then ask you your phone number.

I often wonder if this is a delaying tactic to make you think you're holding for less time

But at least if I am calling them it's because I want something and they are paid to 'help'

shavixmir
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Originally posted by pendejo
Does anyone else here get plagued by these f*%&^%^ c&^*$uckers calling all the time trying to sell stuff?

Basically, next person to phone is getting invited round - hopefully a really important "regional manager" or some such thing and of course as I work lots and out of town, it'll have to be evening or weekend 🙂

Normally I don't mind but the sa ...[text shortened]... nd at inconvenient times to tell them that the calls are unappreciated about as good as it gets?
Just plain copy everything they say. Repeat every single word.

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