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Obama is listening to every word I say,
so I must be careful about my comments today.
He's captured all my texts and e mails and on facebook too.
Please be discreet on this conversation between me and you.

I buy a new pre pay phone every other week.
I do everything I can to prevent another leak.
He follows me in vans and he's got men in the sky.
Why he wants to bug me I simply don't know why.

I haven't any secrets, plutonium or a 3d gun,
yet he makes me feel that I am on the run.
Help me! Hide me! Where now can I go?
A place that the NSA and the FEDS do not know.

Hello can you hear me I can't stay on too long.
Obama has it in his head I might do something wrong.
I'll climb back into bed and stay there and not be seen.
But what will happen when Hilary wins in January 2016?

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Obama is listening to every word I say,
so I must be careful about my comments today.
He's captured all my texts and e mails and on facebook too.
Please be discreet on this conversation between me and you.

I buy a new pre pay phone every other week.
I do everything I can to prevent another leak.
He follows me in vans and he's got men in ...[text shortened]... nto bed and stay there and not be seen.
But what will happen when Hilary wins in January 2016?
That's a long way off. You may want to try Russia.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody

I do everything I can to prevent another leak.
Two words, adult diapers. ๐Ÿ˜•


Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Two words, adult diapers. ๐Ÿ˜•
I'm not that old yet CP. LOL.

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Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
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I'll climb back into bed and stay there and not be seen.
But what will happen when Hilary wins in January 2016?
Seems he is already there who will Keep the thread alive for his return after Hillary's election?


Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Obama is listening to every word I say,
so I must be careful about my comments today.
He's captured all my texts and e mails and on facebook too.
Please be discreet on this conversation between me and you.

I buy a new pre pay phone every other week.
I do everything I can to prevent another leak.
He follows me in vans and he's got men in ...[text shortened]... nto bed and stay there and not be seen.
But what will happen when Hilary wins in January 2016?
November, hun.

US pres elections are in November.

Good work, otherwise. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by Suzianne
November, hun.

US pres elections are in November.

Good work, otherwise. ๐Ÿ™‚
Poetic Licence.
The term of Office doesn't start until January.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Poetic Licence.
The term of Office doesn't start until January.
of 2017.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
of 2017.
One too many syllables?

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Originally posted by JS357
One too many syllables?
Jan-u-ary
Nov-em-ber

? Maybe I don't get the syllable count right?

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Jan-u-ary
Nov-em-ber

? Maybe I don't get the syllable count right?
Don't do that. You had me thinking Johnny was back posting in the forums.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
Jan-u-ary
Nov-em-ber

? Maybe I don't get the syllable count right?
You're right - you didn't.

Jan-u-ar-y

No-vem-ber

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Originally posted by Trev33
Don't do that. You had me thinking Johnny was back posting in the forums.
He promised to come back. What do you think how happy he will be to find a thread he had founded.

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Me too! I sure miss that young man. Michael....where are you?

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