another first name

@lemondrop said
I never liked my first name
I thought that Hurricane would have been so cool
now that I'm older and wiser Satchmo is the name I wish I had

For me, my family [a steadily depleting number of people, sadly] uses a nickname derived from my middle name. They have NEVER used my first name. This name is also used by any friends who were, at one time, way back when, in orbit of my family [i.e. childhood friends].

I have never ONCE introduced myself to anyone using that name [in a similar way to how I have never described myself as being English to anyone I've met].

No one I've met - except for one person who had some contact with my mum - after leaving home at the age of 18 uses that nickname and almost none of them are even aware of it.

@divegeester said
I may have mentioned this before; many years ago I know a guy called Mr Twocock.

Brought to mind by Thread 189906

Limerick contest
Mr Twocock

@gambrel said
Limerick contest
Mr Twocock

There was a young man from Black Rock
Who complained to the postman a lot
On his letters he fixed
Name and address were quite mixed
Not good for a man called Twocock

@divegeester said
There was a young man from Black Rock
Who complained to the postman a lot
On his letters he fixed
Name and address were quite mixed
Not good for a man called Twocock

you are TWOCOCKY BY HALF