I got up this morning and went into the bathroom, barefoot. I trod in a pool of water (at least I hope it was water) in the middle of the bathroom floor. I got dressed and went into the kitchen. On opening the fridge the margarine fell out and hit the floor, lid open, margarine mess. On entering the lounge I opened the curtains and the curtains, track and all came crashing down on me.
I am flying tomorrow so I hope all of my bad luck is out of the way by then.
EDIT: My thoughts and prayers are with your poor laptop at this difficult time.