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Another Reason to Always Wear Your Seat Belt.

Another Reason to Always Wear Your Seat Belt.

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Originally posted by blade68
What? Rubbing cream on your scrotum?
Never been much for rubbing cream on another dude's scrotum. However, should he light himself on fire by accident, we'll put him out and then mock him unmercifully.

Next weekend, weather permitting, we've proposed a BBQ lighting contest at a local park. I plan on using liquid oxygen and some magnesium shavings to get mine going. This should be spectacular.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Never been much for rubbing cream on another dude's scrotum. However, should he light himself on fire by accident, we'll put him out and then mock him unmercifully.

Next weekend, weather permitting, we've proposed a BBQ lighting contest at a local park. I plan on using liquid oxygen and some magnesium shavings to get mine going. This should be spectacular.
Won't the magnesium taint the taste of the sausages though?

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Originally posted by blade68
Won't the magnesium taint the taste of the sausages though?
I'm fairly sure that I'll be able to immolate the entire barbeque and reduce it to a smoldering puddle of molten steel.

One of the other clowns is planning on using a forced air blower system and gasoline. While this will work, mine will leave no question as to who the campion is.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm fairly sure that I'll be able to immolate the entire barbeque and reduce it to a smoldering puddle of molten steel.

One of the other clowns is planning on using a forced air blower system and gasoline. While this will work, mine will leave no question as to who the campion is.
It sounds like great fun!

Have you made the Rockies aware of your intentions, or shall I wait for the BBC international headlines?