Originally posted by blade68Never been much for rubbing cream on another dude's scrotum. However, should he light himself on fire by accident, we'll put him out and then mock him unmercifully.
What? Rubbing cream on your scrotum?
Next weekend, weather permitting, we've proposed a BBQ lighting contest at a local park. I plan on using liquid oxygen and some magnesium shavings to get mine going. This should be spectacular.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWon't the magnesium taint the taste of the sausages though?
Never been much for rubbing cream on another dude's scrotum. However, should he light himself on fire by accident, we'll put him out and then mock him unmercifully.
Next weekend, weather permitting, we've proposed a BBQ lighting contest at a local park. I plan on using liquid oxygen and some magnesium shavings to get mine going. This should be spectacular.
Originally posted by blade68I'm fairly sure that I'll be able to immolate the entire barbeque and reduce it to a smoldering puddle of molten steel.
Won't the magnesium taint the taste of the sausages though?
One of the other clowns is planning on using a forced air blower system and gasoline. While this will work, mine will leave no question as to who the campion is.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIt sounds like great fun!
I'm fairly sure that I'll be able to immolate the entire barbeque and reduce it to a smoldering puddle of molten steel.
One of the other clowns is planning on using a forced air blower system and gasoline. While this will work, mine will leave no question as to who the campion is.
Have you made the Rockies aware of your intentions, or shall I wait for the BBC international headlines?