10 Apr '15 15:20You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
who are also professional wrestlers.
The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
through the roof! We have traction from focus
groups with the target market, with a 100%
validation when submitted to a survey with the
standard app slide deck.
There is a team of code monkeys chained to their
laptops, producing code like maniacs, and a team
of founders who are into hard drugs and prostitutes.
So, on the team side, there's no miss.
I'm raising $1,000,000 at a $10 million pre-money
valuation, with 1x liquidation preference and the
usual rights, e.g. tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
and such.
Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.
Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
who are also professional wrestlers.
The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
through the roof! We have traction from focus
groups with the target market, with a 100%
validation when submitted to a survey with the
standard app slide deck.
There is a team of code monkeys chained to their
laptops, producing code like maniacs, and a team
of founders who are into hard drugs and prostitutes.
So, on the team side, there's no miss.
I'm raising $1,000,000 at a $10 million pre-money
valuation, with 1x liquidation preference and the
usual rights, e.g. tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
and such.
Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.
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