Anybody here is an angel investor?

You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
who are also professional wrestlers.

The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
through the roof! We have traction from focus
groups with the target market, with a 100%
validation when submitted to a survey with the
standard app slide deck.

There is a team of code monkeys chained to their
laptops, producing code like maniacs, and a team
of founders who are into hard drugs and prostitutes.
So, on the team side, there's no miss.

I'm raising $1,000,000 at a $10 million pre-money
valuation, with 1x liquidation preference and the
usual rights, e.g. tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
and such.

Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.

Originally posted by Seitse
You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
who are also professional wrestlers.

The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
through the roof! We have traction from focus
groups with the target market, with a 100%
validation when submitte ...[text shortened]... tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
and such.

Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.

Originally posted by Seitse
You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
who are also professional wrestlers.

The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
through the roof! We have traction from focus
groups with the target market, with a 100%
validation when submitte ...[text shortened]... tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
and such.

Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.

Originally posted by redbadger
do the Midgets wrestle Naked ?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Not Mexican ones but I'm pretty sure the Greek ones do but that's a whole different sport.

Originally posted by redbadger
do the Midgets wrestle Naked ?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
All this technical jargon is confusing to me. I do enjoy Mexican midget wrestling (queer or not) so I might be interested but need a less complicated explanation. PM me if you can speak less accounting mumble jumble.

Originally posted by Seitse
B-but... the ROI and the ROE are outstanding!

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Well I'll give you that the numbers are somewhat acceptable, outstanding is a stretch and should that not have been ROI and ROI?

I signed up to be an "angel investor" with a company called Naked Wines (their slogan is "Strip before you sip"😉...Now I'm sitting here with a 12 bottles in a box on my living room floor...It could be worse 😉

Originally posted by hakima
I signed up to be an "angel investor" with a company called Naked Wines (their slogan is "Strip before you sip"😉...Now I'm sitting here with a 12 bottles in a box on my living room floor...It could be worse 😉

Originally posted by Seitse
Ha! Now that is a good idea!

As a naturist, I approve of that. As an alcoholic, I also approve.