You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
who are also professional wrestlers.
The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
through the roof! We have traction from focus
groups with the target market, with a 100%
validation when submitted to a survey with the
standard app slide deck.
There is a team of code monkeys chained to their
laptops, producing code like maniacs, and a team
of founders who are into hard drugs and prostitutes.
So, on the team side, there's no miss.
I'm raising $1,000,000 at a $10 million pre-money
valuation, with 1x liquidation preference and the
usual rights, e.g. tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
and such.
Originally posted by Seitse You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
who are also professional wrestlers.
The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
through the roof! We have traction from focus
groups with the target market, with a 100%
validation when submitte ...[text shortened]... tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
and such.
Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.
All this technical jargon is confusing to me. I do enjoy Mexican midget wrestling (queer or not) so I might be interested but need a less complicated explanation. PM me if you can speak less accounting mumble jumble.
Originally posted by Seitse You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
who are also professional wrestlers.
The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
through the roof! We have traction from focus
groups with the target market, with a 100%
validation when submitte ...[text shortened]... tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
and such.
Originally posted by Great Big Stees All this technical jargon is confusing to me. I do enjoy Mexican midget wrestling (queer or not) so I might be interested but need a less complicated explanation. PM me if you can speak less accounting mumble jumble.
Originally posted by Great Big Stees Well I'll give you that the numbers are somewhat acceptable, outstanding is a stretch and should that not have been ROI and ROI?
I signed up to be an "angel investor" with a company called Naked Wines (their slogan is "Strip before you sip"😉...Now I'm sitting here with a 12 bottles in a box on my living room floor...It could be worse 😉
Originally posted by hakima I signed up to be an "angel investor" with a company called Naked Wines (their slogan is "Strip before you sip"😉...Now I'm sitting here with a 12 bottles in a box on my living room floor...It could be worse 😉
Ha! Now that is a good idea!
As a naturist, I approve of that. As an alcoholic, I also approve.