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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Apr '15 15:20
    You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
    Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
    who are also professional wrestlers.

    The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
    projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
    through the roof! We have traction from focus
    groups with the target market, with a 100%
    validation when submitted to a survey with the
    standard app slide deck.

    There is a team of code monkeys chained to their
    laptops, producing code like maniacs, and a team
    of founders who are into hard drugs and prostitutes.
    So, on the team side, there's no miss.

    I'm raising $1,000,000 at a $10 million pre-money
    valuation, with 1x liquidation preference and the
    usual rights, e.g. tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
    and such.

    Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.
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    10 Apr '15 15:33
    Originally posted by Seitse
    You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
    Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
    who are also professional wrestlers.

    The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
    projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
    through the roof! We have traction from focus
    groups with the target market, with a 100%
    validation when submitte ...[text shortened]... tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
    and such.

    Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.
    All this technical jargon is confusing to me. I do enjoy Mexican midget wrestling (queer or not) so I might be interested but need a less complicated explanation. PM me if you can speak less accounting mumble jumble.
  3. Standard memberredbadger
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    10 Apr '15 15:34
    Originally posted by Seitse
    You see, I have this wonderful idea. It's an app like
    Tinder but geared towards queer Mexican midgets
    who are also professional wrestlers.

    The product-market fit is solid, and the growth
    projection is a true hockey stick, i.e. ascending
    through the roof! We have traction from focus
    groups with the target market, with a 100%
    validation when submitte ...[text shortened]... tag-along, drag-along, first refusal,
    and such.

    Please PM me if you're interested. Thanks.
    do the Midgets wrestle Naked ?
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    10 Apr '15 15:36
    Originally posted by redbadger
    do the Midgets wrestle Naked ?
    Not Mexican ones but I'm pretty sure the Greek ones do but that's a whole different sport.
  5. Standard memberredbadger
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    10 Apr '15 15:40
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Not Mexican ones but I'm pretty sure the Greek ones do but that's a whole different sport.
    can i buy tickets mrs badger likes naked men.
  6. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    10 Apr '15 16:23
    Originally posted by redbadger
    do the Midgets wrestle Naked ?
    For a fee, yes, certainly.
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    10 Apr '15 16:24
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    All this technical jargon is confusing to me. I do enjoy Mexican midget wrestling (queer or not) so I might be interested but need a less complicated explanation. PM me if you can speak less accounting mumble jumble.
    B-but... the ROI and the ROE are outstanding!
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    10 Apr '15 17:44
    Originally posted by Seitse
    B-but... the ROI and the ROE are outstanding!
    Well I'll give you that the numbers are somewhat acceptable, outstanding is a stretch and should that not have been ROI and ROI?
  9. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Apr '15 20:42
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Well I'll give you that the numbers are somewhat acceptable, outstanding is a stretch and should that not have been ROI and ROI?
    Siegfried likes it to, not only ROI.
  10. Standard memberhakima
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    11 Apr '15 03:43
    I signed up to be an "angel investor" with a company called Naked Wines (their slogan is "Strip before you sip"😉...Now I'm sitting here with a 12 bottles in a box on my living room floor...It could be worse 😉
  11. Standard memberSeitse
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    11 Apr '15 10:00
    Originally posted by hakima
    I signed up to be an "angel investor" with a company called Naked Wines (their slogan is "Strip before you sip"😉...Now I'm sitting here with a 12 bottles in a box on my living room floor...It could be worse 😉
    Ha! Now that is a good idea!

    As a naturist, I approve of that. As an alcoholic, I also approve.
  12. Standard memberredbadger
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    11 Apr '15 13:21
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Ha! Now that is a good idea!

    As a naturist, I approve of that. As an alcoholic, I also approve.
    As a Giant naked alcoholic Gay wresting Mexican Midget I also agree
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