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Who's up for a good joke?

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Knock knock?

Who's there?

Nobody.

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Two indians walk out of a bar.

Hey, it could happen!

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Originally posted by D43M0N
Knock knock?

Who's there?

Nobody.
Hi there, Andrew. Welcome to the Snipes, I should add.

Don't mind me, I've a little toom uch Jesus Juice.

Where is everybody?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Two indians walk out of a bar.

Hey, it could happen!
Actually hadn't heard that one before. Nice.

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The forum seems dead darv . I thought thats what you meant.
Anyway Brian Wall( uscf life master) sent me this joke.
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed
by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to
hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Actually hadn't heard that one before. Nice.
It's a little rude. I'm a tad embarrassed. Here's one that's related. It's a physical joke...

What comes before every racist joke?

*Look both ways behind each shoulder*

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Heard about the dyslexic rock star?
...Choked on his own vimto.

or the

dyslexic pimp who opened his own warehouse!

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's a little rude. I'm a tad embarrassed. Here's one that's related. It's a physical joke...

What comes before every racist joke?

*Look both ways behind each shoulder*
thats crap. i say that after every joke.

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A horse is sitting at the bar, sipping his diet coke and crying.
The barman asks: "Hey partner...why the long face?"

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Originally posted by shavixmir
A horse is sitting at the bar, sipping his diet coke and crying.
The barman asks: "Hey partner...why the long face?"
It works with John Kerry as well.

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From the Department of Topical Jokes That Were Funny About Ten Years Ago.....

Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and John Elway?

A: One drives a slow white Bronco, the other is one.

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's a little rude. I'm a tad embarrassed. Here's one that's related. It's a physical joke...

What comes before every racist joke?

*Look both ways behind each shoulder*
You know I am part American Indian... so you should have gone with Irish. Problem is... I'm part Irish too.

Send a happy poem to me by PM, or I'll be sad all day.

P-

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Heard about the dyslexic rock star?
...Choked on his own vimto.

or the

dyslexic pimp who opened his own warehouse!
I put the sexy in dyslexia.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I put the [b]sexy in dyslexia.[/b]
So far EVERY one of these "jokes"? suck!!!ðŸ˜