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Originally posted by Natural Science
I don't know. Mine managed to get a rec from someone. None of the others did.
That was me :-) I suppose I like a joke that I actually get! (And it really was funny at the time...)

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Originally posted by reader1107
That was me :-)
You admit to having two accounts here?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You admit to having two accounts here?
Its past your bedtime Mr.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You admit to having two accounts here?
You've gotta be kidding! I have only one, which I stink at (but I'm slowly learning).

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Originally posted by wucky3
c'mon slim...judging by the last move in our game i obviously have a great sense of humour 😉
Yes you do luv!😉

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Haha, you're not seriously telling me you call that culture are you?

Seriously? No. Perhaps someone should take their sarcasm detector in for servicing. Better yet, take your sense of humor in as well. Maybe they'll give you a package deal.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You admit to having two accounts here?
No, my joke was recced twice.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The guy lives in South Korea. Surely he's not that insular.

And i thought the joke was funny, too.

Idiot.
Thanks, Darv. Although, I'm not exactly in South Korea by choice. But I'm making the most out of it while I'm here.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I put the [b]sexy in dyslexia.[/b]
Take sexy out of dyslexia and you get laid.

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Originally posted by Natural Science
No, my joke was recced twice.
Not at the time I posted. Only 1 showed.

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Originally posted by lausey
Take sexy out of dyslexia and you get laid.
You expect the dyslexic to spot that?

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This happened about a month ago just outside of Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchthingy tale, it's real.

This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.

Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride really bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain.

Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he would surely drown!

But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's
window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again!

Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran and ran, into town, into Willmar.

Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience.

A silence enveloped the place and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy had to be telling the truth (and was not just some drunk).

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other, "Look Ole, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we wuz pushin it in the rain."