anybody wanna hear a good joke?

A man walks in to his sons room and finds him masterb@ting. He says "son, dont masterb@te, it will make you blind"
His son says "Im over here dad".

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
A man walks in to his sons room and finds him masterb@ting. He says "son, dont masterb@te, it will make you blind"
His son says "Im over here dad".

what has 100 balls, is 3 feet long, and screws rabbits?


a shotgun

Originally posted by belgianfreak
what has 100 balls, is 3 feet long, and screws rabbits?


a shotgun

A Irish man goes to God and says "when will the cathlic and protistants stop fighting in Ireland?"
"The year 2098" God says.
"I wont be around to see that" the Irish man says.
A Palistinuion goes to God and says "when will the Isralites stop waring with the Palistines?"
"The year 2128" God says.
"I wont be around to see that" the Palistinion says.
A American man goes to God and says "when will George Bush stop interfering with other countrys and causing wars?"
"I wont be around to see that" God says


I have some more jokes but I wont put them on here. If you want to hear them message me.

Why is a bungee jump like a prostitute?
They are cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks yuo're dead!!!!😳😳😳

Girl: "I don't think I should date you anymore."
Guy: "Why not?"
Girl: "Well, I heard you're a pedophile."
Guy: "That's a mighty big word for a seven-year-old."

Loving all the jokes keep em coming