A woman walks onto a bus and sits down behind a Brad Pitt. She says "excuse me can I have sex with you?", Brad Pitt says "of couse not".
As the woman is getting off the bus the bus driver says "every night Brad Pitt goes to his house to see Jenifer Anastan. If you went there and dressed up as Jenifer Anastan you could order him to have sex with you."
That night the woman dresses up as Jenifer Anastan and goes to his house. Seing Brad Pitt she says "I order you to have sex with me"After they have fineshed she takes off her disguise and says "ha, I am the womman on the bus!"
Brad Pitt takes off his disguise and says "ha, I am the bus driver!"
Originally posted by Brother EdwinVery good joke
A woman walks onto a bus and sits down behind a Brad Pitt. She says "excuse me can I have sex with you?", Brad Pitt says "of couse not".
As the woman is getting off the bus the bus driver says "every night Brad Pitt goes to his house to see Jenifer Anastan. If you went there and dressed up as Jenifer Anastan you could order him to have sex with ...[text shortened]... e womman on the bus!"
Brad Pitt takes off his disguise and says "ha, I am the bus driver!"
A man gos to hell and the Devil says "I will show you 3 visions of what will happen to you for eternaty"
He shows him the first vision which is a man in a bottomless sea drowning. "I dont want that!" the man says.
He shows him the next vision which is a man tied to a stake burning to death. "I dont want that!" the man says.
He shows him the next vision which is a man chained to the wall with a good looking woman su*king his d*ck. The man says "yes yes I defenatly want that!".
The devil walks over to the womman, taps her on the sholder and says "we've found someone to replace you".
Originally posted by Brother EdwinSweet keep em coming.
A man gos to hell and the Devil says "I will show you 3 visions of what will happen to you for eternaty"
He shows him the first vision which is a man in a bottomless sea drowning. "I dont want that!" the man says.
He shows him the next vision which is a man tied to a stake burning to death. "I dont want that!" the man says.
He shows him t ...[text shortened]... ks over to the womman, taps her on the sholder and says "we've found someone to replace you".
Originally posted by DianomA man goes to hell and the devil shows him the choices:
Sweet keep em coming.
First off he goes into a room and people are stood up to their knees in boiling oil, screaming in pain. "I don't fancy that much" say the feller. So the devil shows him the next room which is people stood up to the knees in flames, screaming in pain. "That's just as bad" says the man. So into the next room; people are stood around up to the knees in shit, having a drink and a chat. "This doesn't seem so bad, I'll stay here" says the guy. So he enters, takes his drink. Five minutes later a demon comes in and says "Alright people, tea break's over - back on your heads".
