Anyone got any good jokes????

Anyone got any good jokes????
heres one -
knock knock
whos there?
I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(see if u have got any better ones!!)

http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?id=8622

Theres a few jokes. 😀

Originally posted by Remora91
http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?id=8622

Theres a few jokes. 😀

If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

Jokes? How about my social life? My friends cancelled a big party because they heard I was in town. My friends tell me when I call them to use a certain signal-I should let it ring 3 times,hang up,and don't call back! I took this one girl out,and when I walked her home,I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek. She bent over. I tell ya,it ain't easy being me. I'm so ugly,on Halloween,kids give me candy!😕 :'(

Q: What happens if you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
A: It's impossible. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Q: What did Calcium say when Hydrogen said it lost an electron?
A: Are you positive?

Okay;

Q: What did the seagull say when it flew into the cliff...

A: Faaaaaarrrrrrkkkkkkk
😏

What goes beep beep beep beep


The hibs open top bus reversing back into the garage.

Originally posted by sundown316
Jokes? How about my social life? My friends cancelled a big party because they heard I was in town. My friends tell me when I call them to use a certain signal-I should let it ring 3 times,hang up,and don't call back! I took this one girl out,and when I walked her home,I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek. She bent over. I tell ya,it ain't easy being me. I'm so ugly,on Halloween,kids give me candy!😕 :'(