Anyone have any good jokes??

Hey, post anything u want right here. :😀

thanks for your permission angel, greatly appreciated.

"knock, knock".
"Who's there?"

"Al Ready"
"Al Ready who?"

"Al-Ready have 3 threads for jokes"

wow, *applause* how creative!! 😀

Originally posted by sk8ingangel99
wow, *applause* how creative!! 😀

right.............. 😛😀

do 'blond(e) jokes' count as good?

sure, y not?

Originally posted by knapster
Man i got loads of good jokes but i am afraid to post them cuz someone might get offended!😠😳 but hey i will post one real quick like if nobody gets offended then i might post some more...

Okay, there was a Yankee from Ney York that wanted to go hunting, so he went down to Louisiana. When he got down there he asked some of the local people what was in s ...[text shortened]... wrong the local replied, "Yes, everything is in season, BUT YOU CAN'T HUNT THEM OVER BAIT!"

Yep, the rims were the bait...like corn for a deer...get it now?😉

Originally posted by knapster
Yep, the rims were the bait...like corn for a deer...get it now?😉

Heh-good...should i tell more or was that one too dull?😕😴

Originally posted by knapster
Heh-good...should i tell more or was that one too dull?😕😴

I got one... Blonds look away.

One day, a blond went into a store. The blond asked how much the TV was over in the corner. The Clerk replied "No Blonds allowed here". So the blond went into a wig shop and bought a red wig to wear. She went back to the store and asked how much the TV was over in the corner. The Clerk replied "No Blonds allowed". Finally, the blond asked how the clerk knew that she was a blond. The clerk replied "Thats not a TV, thats a microwave."

Hope I didn't offend anyone- Im a Blond & I thought it was funny.
J-Bott😀

lol, i think i've heard that one before😀