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I got laid off today, They basically screwed me and didn't use gel or even kiss me first. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I got laid off today, They basically screwed me and didn't use gel or even kiss me first. 😞
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS


Originally posted by Ice Cold
I got laid off today, They basically screwed me and didn't use gel or even kiss me first. 😞
What about the baker and the candlestick maker?

How are they taking it?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I got laid off today, They basically screwed me and didn't use gel or even kiss me first. 😞
How's that for a "Happy Holidays" greeting! That really sucks. You know the economy is bad when butchers are laid off at this time of the year! Not that that helps you any. Sorry, man, best of luck.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
Believe me my friend. I was tempted to go off on them. But then they would fire me and I wouldn't be able to draw unemplyment.

I kept my mouth shut and left the place.

They better hope I don't get a job with the heath dept as an inspector. 😛

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Originally posted by rbmorris
What about the baker and the candlestick maker?

How are they taking it?
The baker got laid off too. The candlestick maker got fired for not minding his own beeswax. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I got laid off today, They basically screwed me and didn't use gel or even kiss me first. 😞
Being a vegetarian, I might not have much use for a personal butcher on staff.

What else, besides meat do you butch? Maybe tofu? Tomatoes? Are haircuts and personal grooming included in your butching repertoire? Landscaping? Ice sculptures?

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Hate that for you Ice. Hope you weren't caught breaking the ribs on the sides of beef Rocky style. 😛

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Being a vegetarian, I might not have much use for a personal butcher on staff.

What else, besides meat do you butch? Maybe tofu? Tomatoes? Are haircuts and personal grooming included in your butching repertoire? Landscaping? Ice sculptures?
Verbing "butch" gets you my second NSR in two days.

As a fellow meattard, I am also interested in what Ice Cold can butch for me in an agriculturally efficient, sustainable, environmentally sound, suffering-mitigating fashion. I'd like to see a replica of Donatello's David (the David with the hat) done in firm tofu with a chainsaw, and possible some tomatopiary.

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Try applying with the lesbians...they're into butchness...

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Being a vegetarian, I might not have much use for a personal butcher on staff.

What else, besides meat do you butch? Maybe tofu? Tomatoes? Are haircuts and personal grooming included in your butching repertoire? Landscaping? Ice sculptures? Circumcisions? What?
Fixed.




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Originally posted by rbmorris
Being a vegetarian, I might not have much use for a personal butcher on staff.

What else, besides meat do you butch? Maybe tofu? Tomatoes? Are haircuts and personal grooming included in your butching repertoire? Landscaping? Ice sculptures?
Ice Cold slices, he dices, he even makes julienne fries, whatever the Hell those are.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ice Cold slices, he dices, he even makes julienne fries, whatever the Hell those are.
I expect he also ices?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I expect he also ices?
You know me well.🙂

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Try applying with the lesbians...they're into butchness...
Not neccessarily.