Originally posted by Bowmann
[b]Doctor doctor
Doctor I have trouble pronouncing effs and tee aitches
Well you can't say fairer than that
© H Presley 1996[/b]
Two bats in the belfry of a church, and one turns to the other and says
Bat 1"i'm hungry"
Bat 2 "so go get something to eat then, you've got wings aint you?"
Bat 1 "sure, but its midnight where am i going to get someone to bite at this time of night?"
Bat 2 "you just wait there mate"
At this the bat shoots out the window and off into the night.
10 minutes later Bat2 comes back in with blood dripping down from his face and down his stomach.
Bat 1 "where did you get that?"
Bat 2 do you see the graveyard there?"
Bat 1 " yeah"
Bat 2 "and do you see the big oak tree at the end of the graveyard?"
Bat 1 "yeah"
Bat 2 " i didn't"
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