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Originally posted by dottewell
I have good reason to believe Bowmann killed a string of prostitutes in the north west of England.

Other than that, he has no weak spots. It's like he's surrounded by an invisible shield. (They, alas, were not.)
His shield is powered by my magic kisses. 😡

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Originally posted by mokko
His shield is powered by my magic kisses. 😡
Booger kisses!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Booger kisses!
Little green tongues.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The third rule of apathy: Don't write anything down, it's too much of a bother.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
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Doctor doctor

Doctor I have trouble pronouncing effs and tee aitches

Well you can't say fairer than that

© H Presley 1996

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Originally posted by Bowmann
[b]Doctor doctor

Doctor I have trouble pronouncing effs and tee aitches

Well you can't say fairer than that

© H Presley 1996[/b]
Two bats in the belfry of a church, and one turns to the other and says

Bat 1"i'm hungry"

Bat 2 "so go get something to eat then, you've got wings aint you?"

Bat 1 "sure, but its midnight where am i going to get someone to bite at this time of night?"

Bat 2 "you just wait there mate"

At this the bat shoots out the window and off into the night.
10 minutes later Bat2 comes back in with blood dripping down from his face and down his stomach.

Bat 1 "where did you get that?"

Bat 2 do you see the graveyard there?"

Bat 1 " yeah"

Bat 2 "and do you see the big oak tree at the end of the graveyard?"

Bat 1 "yeah"

Bat 2 " i didn't"


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Are you hibernating or something? You know it's summer right? Stop sleeping you lazy bear.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Are you hibernating or something? You know it's summer right? Stop sleeping you lazy bear.
I'm just sittin at the dock of the bay

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm just sittin at the dock of the bay

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aahh . green tea :)[/b]

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
aahh . green tea [b]:)[/b][/b]
so i take it the Headbangers ball is a weekend thing??


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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
so i take it the Headbangers ball is a weekend thing??


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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
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Rock-a-bye Hucky
on the treetop...

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Originally posted by reader1107
Rock-a-bye Hucky
on the treetop...
i kinda like it better now, the weekend seems to be full of anger πŸ™

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
i kinda like it better now, the weekend seems to be full of anger πŸ™
Mornin. . . ppphhhht 😴

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