Originally posted by typen5 Reasons to subscribe to RHP:
I just want to know if they are worth buying. They seem great; I just want to see what people who have subscriptions think about them before I buy.
Reason 1:
It's a known fact that chicks prefer RHP subscribers above any other men, -even carpenters. Please walk into the nearest bar with a RHP T-shirt, tell all the chicks there that you are a RHP subscriber, and test this theory for us before you decide?
Reason 2:
The revenue service will give you great tax benefits if you join this site.
Reason 3:
If you subscribe, you can chalenge non-subs with ratings far above yours, and if you see they are going to beat you, you can just play so slow that they will decide to resign the games. (therefore your ratings will go up)
Reason 4:
If you join, the moderators will sponsor you for a night on the town with Bangladesh's finest one-legged hooker
Reason 5:
It is an unwritten rule that subscribers are allowed to use chess engines.
*Just pulling your leg, -Subscribe and explore the benefits for yourself!
Originally posted by typenYou'll be signing your life away: unlimited number of games, clan memberhsip etc... chess will become your life...which is why I'm out!
I just want to know if they are worth buying. They seem great; I just want to see what people who have subscriptions think about them before I buy.
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