Go back
Are you a psychopath?

Are you a psychopath?

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

@badradger said
my father often used Tetleys as weedkiller.
Phew. Rusty had a lucky escape.

😲


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Phew. Rusty had a lucky escape.

😲
I most likely know more about Chinese tea than you do about sarcasm...it might be close though! πŸ˜› Friends of mine who are owners of a Chinese Restaurant and Chinese even brought be back tea that one can only get in China as a gift for me.

-VR


@very-rusty said
I most likely know more about Chinese tea than you do about sarcasm...it might be close though! πŸ˜› Friends of mine who are owners of a Chinese Restaurant and Chinese even brought be back tea that one can only get in China as a gift for me.

-VR
Much more of this "tea talk" and I may just become a psychopath. 😠

Vote Up
Vote Down

@great-big-stees said
Much more of this "tea talk" and I may just become a psychopath. 😠
Here I thought you crossed that line years ago. πŸ˜‰

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Sigh.

Milk in Earl Grey will not only curdle (due to containing a citrus fruit – oil of bergamot) but you will also taint and arguably obliterate the subtle nuances of the drink. What next, mustard in your cucumber sandwiches?
earl gray sucks the bergamot boogy...
you've now gone from a four and a half star person to two stars...


@rookie54 said
earl gray sucks the bergamot boogy...
you've now gone from a four and a half star person to two stars...
I think you are being far to kind! πŸ˜‰

-VR

Vote Up
Vote Down

@caissad4 said
Lots of milk and sugar with a hint of dark chocolate.
A 40 ounce mug at a time. Nice buzz.
😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 Yikes!!! I can't even drink that much beer at a time.

1 edit

@rookie54 said
earl gray sucks the bergamot boogy...
you've now gone from a four and a half star person to two stars...
The Ghost he wants his stars back,
he's prepared sir to turn to crime,
to make Earl Grey more palatable,
he even poured it out in rhyme.

Bergamont sir is beautiful,
it's fragrant and full of zest,
although it may cause flatulence
it puts hairs upon yer chest.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Ghost he wants his stars back,
he's prepared sir to turn to crime,
to make Earl Grey more palatable,
he even poured it out in rhyme.

Bergamont sir is beautiful,
it's fragrant and full of zest,
although it may cause flatulence
it puts hairs upon yer chest.
That's beautiful man.


@mudfinger said
That's beautiful man.
What part?

-VR


@suzianne said
WithOUT lemon.

WITH a little milk.
Beware! If you put milk in Earl Grey and it doesn't curdle, it wasn't real Earl Grey. Ditto for lemon tea.


@shallow-blue said
Beware! If you put milk in Earl Grey and it doesn't curdle, it wasn't real Earl Grey. Ditto for lemon tea.
Lemon tea is a great tea! πŸ˜‰

-VR


@shallow-blue said
Beware! If you put milk in Earl Grey and it doesn't curdle, it wasn't real Earl Grey. Ditto for lemon tea.
Twaddle

Vote Up
Vote Down

@very-rusty said
Lemon tea is a great tea! πŸ˜‰
And Sherlock Holmes'favourite - a lemon tea, dear Watson!

But real lemon tea, like real Earl Grey, contains real citrus juice with real citric acid, which will curdle real milk.
Of course, if you drink fake (soy or almond) milk, it probably won't, so you can put that in as much as you like. Still disgusting, though. Milk is for Assam, Java or Kenya, brewed double strong.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Old Spooky likes his tea
And most folk call her he
But her gender is fluid
Just like an old druid
On that we can agree