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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Well, I'm right up there on the guest list.
My thoughts exactly. Your other threads have turned to total crap.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
My thoughts exactly. Your other threads have turned to total crap.
You're lucky that I am a forgiving God.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You're lucky that I am a forgiving God.
You're lucky I'm so tolerant.

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My wife tells me I think I am, but in fact she is.

Delusions of grandeur run rampant around my house

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Lemmy is God.

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I can't believe it.

I try to conduct some serious research and a bunch of comedians show up.

Then two people decide to have an impromptu meeting of their mutual admiration society.

I may sell this thread on eBay.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Easy, horn dog.
Can I hump your leg?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Can I hump your leg?
Actually, being a "God" is a matter of perspective. To civilizations that are less advanced, an ordinary function or ability of a more advanced civilization may be viewed as supernatural, or godlike to the lesser.
History is full of examples of this. C.Columbus saved his hide from starvation in the Caribbean by threatening to turn the moon blood red if the Native Indians didn't feed him. All he did was properly predict the next solar eclipse.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You're lucky I'm so tolerant.
If I don't tell you how good I am, who will?