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Are you, or are you related to, a potatoe?

Are you, or are you related to, a potatoe?

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Confess!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Confess!
No, im related to a tomato though.

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Originally posted by rmacken
No, im related to a tomato though.
Great, that means we can help you before you're ketchup.

Our Support Group for Troubled Vegetables has a line in which professional Broccolis are ready to assist with any existential worry burdening your red, shiny and soft shoulders.

1-800-GREEN-HEART

And, remember, some vegetables can be consumed raw, and some must be cooked. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise..

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Originally posted by Seitse
Confess!
😞
When my Aunty died, we turned her into potato salad and served her at her own wake.
She was delicious!
:'(:'(:'(:'(

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Originally posted by Natsia
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When my Aunty died, we turned her into potato salad and served her at her own wake.
She was delicious!
:'(:'(:'(:'(
Vegicide!

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We got a call from a Carrot who couldn't stop watching Veggie erotica, i.e. infomercials about vegetable peelers.

What's the name of that infomercial guy who died, by the way?

Magic Mop fans need not apply.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Vegicide!
How is it vegicide if she was already dead?! It's what she would have wanted!
Destroyer of last wishes! Denier of last rightses!
:'(:'(:'(

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Originally posted by Natsia
How is it vegicide if she was already dead?! It's what she would have wanted!
Destroyer of last wishes! Denier of last rightses!
:'(:'(:'(
Did she die through boiling?

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Originally posted by Seitse
What's the name of that infomercial guy who died, by the way?

Magic Mop fans need not apply.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Billy_mays

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Originally posted by Seitse
Great, that means we can help you before you're ketchup.

Our Support Group for Troubled Vegetables has a line in which professional Broccolis are ready to assist with any existential worry burdening your red, shiny and soft shoulders.

1-800-GREEN-HEART

And, remember, some vegetables can be consumed raw, and some must be cooked. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise..
Call any vegetable Call it by name
Call one today When you get off the train
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
Aw, The vegetable will respond to you

(Some people don't go for prunes...I
don't know, I've always found that if they...)
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That a vegetable will *respond* to you

Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabay-y-y-y...

(A prune isn't really a vegetable...
CABBAGE is a vegetable...)

No one will know
If you don't want to let them know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell them so
Call and they'll come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetables dream, Of responding to you

Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide

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Originally posted by Seitse
Confess!
Are you Dan Effing Quayle?

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