18 Aug 09
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Originally posted by rmackenGreat, that means we can help you before you're ketchup.
No, im related to a tomato though.
Our Support Group for Troubled Vegetables has a line in which professional Broccolis are ready to assist with any existential worry burdening your red, shiny and soft shoulders.
1-800-GREEN-HEART
And, remember, some vegetables can be consumed raw, and some must be cooked. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise..
18 Aug 09
Originally posted by SeitseCall any vegetable Call it by name
Great, that means we can help you before you're ketchup.
Our Support Group for Troubled Vegetables has a line in which professional Broccolis are ready to assist with any existential worry burdening your red, shiny and soft shoulders.
1-800-GREEN-HEART
And, remember, some vegetables can be consumed raw, and some must be cooked. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise..
Call one today When you get off the train
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
Aw, The vegetable will respond to you
(Some people don't go for prunes...I
don't know, I've always found that if they...)
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That a vegetable will *respond* to you
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabay-y-y-y...
(A prune isn't really a vegetable...
CABBAGE is a vegetable...)
No one will know
If you don't want to let them know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell them so
Call and they'll come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetables dream, Of responding to you
Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide