04 Sep 03
> A lady walks into the chemist and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
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> The pharmacist asks Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?
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> The lady says To kill my husband.
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> I can't sell you any for that reason, says the pharmacist.
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> The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband
having a affair with the pharmacist's wife.
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> He looks at the photo and says Oh, pardon me, I didn't realise you had a
prescription.
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😛
