I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you.All you can do is stalk them
and hope they give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care
Some people are just a pain
I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust,and it only takes
suspicion,not proof,to destroy it
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for bout 15 minutes.
After that you'd better have a big....
erm...lets leave that one.
I've learned that you shouldnt
compare yourself to others-
they are more screwed up than you think
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do,unless we are celebrities
I've learned that 99% of the time when something
isnt working in your house,one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken away from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away
I've learned to say F...'em if they cant take a joke
in 6 languages.