Asinine Thread

Many of my Dad’s sayings involved an ass. I’m starting this thread to pay tribute to him and asses everywhere (sorry Dad that came out wrong). Please post any gems you have; I’ll start with a few I remember.

You’ve got as much chance as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

It’s colder than a well digger’s ass in Wyoming.

Two bald men put their heads together and made an ass out of themselves.

You don’t know your ass from your elbow.

~Pigs

Originally posted by PigsOnThe7th
Many of my Dad’s sayings involved an ass. I’m starting this thread to pay tribute to him and asses everywhere (sorry Dad that came out wrong). Please post any gems you have; I’ll start with a few I remember.

You’ve got as much chance as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

It’s colder than a well digger’s ass in Wyoming.

Two bald men put ...[text shortened]... together and made an ass out of themselves.

You don’t know your ass from your elbow.

~Pigs

Originally posted by PigsOnThe7th

It’s colder than a well digger’s ass in Wyoming.

Do you realize that if the Pilgrims had served donkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass at Thanksgiving?

Why are there more horses asses in the world than there are horses?

Ain't it funny how everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass?

I would much rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass. 😛

Welcome back Pigs, you haven't moved in 3 years. Going to start playing here again?

A favourite of mine from my childhood:

How 'bout you stick yer head up yer ass and tell me if yer hat's on straight.

Originally posted by MontyMoose
Welcome back Pigs, you haven't moved in 3 years. Going to start playing here again?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
When pigs fly..