Originally posted by Grampy BobbyAutomated answer systems.
[b]Ask the Next Person Any Question Game
Somebody starts the ball rolling by asking any question. Next person answers the question, then asks a question of his/her own... and so the beat goes on.
* What irritates you?[/b]
your call is important to us [so we're going to keep you hanging on for 20 mins on this premium rate line] but we are really busy right now [because we don't employ more than the minimum Philippine workforce to deal with this crap] dealing with other customers [who are also hanging on the line]. We would like to advise you that we adhere to [insert long-winded legal governance gobbledygook] and that your data may be shared with entitled [those willing to pay or find the strategically lost laptop] organisations. In a moment I'm going to put you through to someone who can help you [just f*****g do it will you - grrrr] but first can I take some [keep you hanging longer on the premium line] security details ... what was the tattoo on your Mother's left buttock? Press 1 for "a Spanish sailor", press 2 for "congrats on getting this far" and press 3 for "right a bit - down a bit".
What gets you excited?
Originally posted by divegeesterWould you please pay my electric bill?
Automated answer systems.
your call is important to us [so we're going to keep you hanging on for 20 mins on this premium rate line] but we are really busy right now [because we don't employ more than the minimum Philippine workforce to deal with this crap] dealing with other customers [who are also hanging on the line]. We would like to advise you ...[text shortened]... ng this far" and press 3 for "right a bit - down a bit".
What gets you excited?
Originally posted by divegeester'What gets you excited?"
Automated answer systems.
your call is important to us [so we're going to keep you hanging on for 20 mins on this premium rate line] but we are really busy right now [because we don't employ more than the minimum Philippine workforce to deal with this crap] dealing with other customers [who are also hanging on the line]. We would like to advise you ng this far" and press 3 for "right a bit - down a bit".
What gets you excited?
In his haste Frank seems to have forgotten to reply to your question. I'll do so for him... Unanticipated packages in the mail.
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