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Awful chess joke

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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good

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I posted this joke months ago. Nobody said it was good.


NOBODY!

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it sucked... big time

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
I don't get it!

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Originally posted by pinoybaptist
it sucked... big time
Not when I told it.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Not when I told it.
you want real jokes go over to the yo mama jokes thread

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I posted this joke months ago. Nobody said it was good.


NOBODY!
he told it funnier...

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Originally posted by sonhouse
he told it funnier...
Yo Mamma is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Yo Mamma is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Plagiarist.

That was MY joke.

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
Plagiarist.

That was MY joke.
I know. Lost in a long list of others. It's funnier when I tell it. See?

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Offensive Word Test number 2


jamrag

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Yo Mamma is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
yo mama so fat whenever she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "TAXI!"

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I know. Lost in a long list of others. It's funnier when I tell it. See?
Nope, don't see it.

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Originally posted by pinoybaptist
yo mama so fat whenever she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "TAXI!"
😴