31 Mar 10
Originally posted by PhlabibitI love cats. I have no idea why but I've never met a cat I didn't like. Most cats seem to love me right back.
This thread is dedicated to Edward Scritchel Paws. He was a great friend to my family, and passed some 2 years back. You will always be remembered.
http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/EdScritches.jpg
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Part of me wants to say something like, "Hey you stepped on him." But I know what it's like to lose a pet, it's the same as a family member or a close friend.
So forget the lame joke as usual pal.
:'(
31 Mar 10
Originally posted by Ice ColdThis cat was so cool. EVIL! I still have scars on my arm. I found him near dead on the road. I feel someone threw him out the window for being such an EVIL cat.
I love cats. I have no idea why but I've never met a cat I didn't like. Most cats seem to love me right back.
Part of me wants to say something like, "Hey you stepped on him." But I know what it's like to lose a pet, it's the same as a family member or a close friend.
So forget the lame joke as usual pal.
:'(
He looked right at you when he was ready to 'get you'. Make a mad face like your worst enemy farted at the dinner table, and push a small rush of air out of your nose. he didn't really hiss, he was about making a face and that little outward sniff of air in disgust.
He was pure evil, fun, and funny. No problems with jokes about him, he's probably scratching Satan's furniture as we speak.
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31 Mar 10
Originally posted by PhlabibitI had a cat that would bite and chew and claw you like that, I miss Mr. Nibbles 🙁
This cat was so cool. EVIL! I still have scars on my arm. I found him near dead on the road. I feel someone threw him out the window for being such an EVIL cat.
He looked right at you when he was ready to 'get you'. Make a mad face like your worst enemy farted at the dinner table, and push a small rush of air out of your nose. he didn't really his ...[text shortened]... roblems with jokes about him, he's probably scratching Satan's furniture as we speak.
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31 Mar 10
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Originally posted by SunburntHey remember that time when you were seen picking up your dogs poop?
Hey, remember that time you tromped through the forest on that fabulous hike with your cat? And he was all happy and going crazy chasing chipmunks and swimming in the pond?
For my cats litter i put the disposable litter into a trash bag and it goes to the curb.
No poop contact for me thanks.
Edit: dogs suck. they will be anybodies friend who has food.
31 Mar 10
Originally posted by Tactics and EndgamesSo you like cats because you're lazy. Check.
Hey remember that time when you were seen picking up your dogs poop?
For my cats litter i put the disposable litter into a trash bag and it goes to the curb.
No poop contact for me thanks.
Edit: dogs suck. they will be anybodies friend who has food.
And you like cats because you want exclusivity not love. Check.
Anything else?
31 Mar 10
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Originally posted by Tactics and EndgamesHey remember that time your cat did a poop in it's litter tray, buried it with it's furry little paws and then climbed all over your work surfaces, food preparation areas, bed and clothes?
Hey remember that time when you were seen picking up your dogs poop?
For my cats litter i put the disposable litter into a trash bag and it goes to the curb.
No poop contact for me thanks.
Edit: dogs suck. they will be anybodies friend who has food.
I hope you enjoy eating the remnants of it's faecal matter and anything else it's been walking in all day!
31 Mar 10
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Originally posted by Daemon SinHey remember when you let your dog kiss you and lick you?
Hey remember that time your cat did a poop in it's litter tray, buried it with it's furry little paws and then climbed all over your work surfaces, food preparation areas, bed and clothes?
I hope you enjoy eating the remnants of it's faecal matter and anything else it's been walking in all day!
Dogs eat poop. And many other unholy things.
Ya...check and mate.