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Originally posted by Tactics and EndgamesAll cat people spew this nonsense. It is how you justify living with cats. "Oh, dogs only love you for food...dogs poop all over, blah, blah, blah."
Edit: dogs suck. they will be anybodies friend who has food.
Dogs do not love you for food, not that alone, really. They love you because you are their Master. You feed them, house them, love them, teach them and entertain them. They will protect you, if necessary. Your approval and praise means something to your dog because they have way more intelligence than cats. I've been around both all my life. I've never seen a seeing-eye cat, a security cat, a drug-sniffing cat, a real tricksy cat or a cat who understood cause and effect.
Cats use you, dude. Wake up.
Now having been silly here, I honestly do understand that some people like rats, dogs, cats, snakes, turtles and by no means do I wish to take away your basic human right to love a filthy animal like a cat. There are likely some very smart cats in the world that give cats a good name. I prefer my dog who poops outside my home, comes when I call her, shows genuine fun and happiness, goes nuts when someone comes on the property and is protective in general. And she loves going into the forest to romp with me.
😛😛😛😛😛😛
Snakes, on the other hand, I'm not sure what their charm is but I'm sure someone here can elaborate.
Originally posted by SunburntWhy snakes are better than dogs/cats:
All cat people spew this nonsense. It is how you justify living with cats. "Oh, dogs only love you for food...dogs poop all over, blah, blah, blah."
Dogs do not love you for food, not that alone, really. They love you because you are their Master. You feed them, house them, love them, teach them and entertain them. They will protect you, if necessary. ...[text shortened]... the other hand, I'm not sure what their charm is but I'm sure someone here can elaborate.
10. No jumping on the furniture or counters.
9. No barking.
8. No guests whining that they're allergic to your pet.
7. Economical to feed.
6. Snakes don't need to be boarded or pet-sat when you go on vacation.
5. If you forget to feed a snake, no big deal. They can wait.
4. Since they only eat about once or twice a month, they only poop once or twice a month.
3. When a snake sheds, it's cool.
2. Snakeskin is a good rodent deterrent.
1. Handling dogs doesn't prove you love Jesus.
Originally posted by MimorLmao for number 1.
Why snakes are better than dogs/cats:
10. No jumping on the furniture or counters.
9. No barking.
8. No guests whining that they're allergic to your pet.
7. Economical to feed.
6. Snakes don't need to be boarded or pet-sat when you go on vacation.
5. If you forget to feed a snake, no big deal. They can wait.
4. Since they only eat about once or ...[text shortened]...
2. Snakeskin is a good rodent deterrent.
1. Handling dogs doesn't prove you love Jesus.
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Originally posted by Sunburnt"I prefer my dog who poops outside my home, comes when I call her...
All cat people spew this nonsense. It is how you justify living with cats. "Oh, dogs only love you for food...dogs poop all over, blah, blah, blah."
Dogs do not love you for food, not that alone, really. They love you because you are their Master. You feed them, house them, love them, teach them and entertain them. They will protect you, if necessar ...[text shortened]... on the other hand, I'm not sure what their charm is but I'm sure someone here can elaborate.
Singing to the choir, Sunburnt. Call your dog, your dog comes. Call your cat, "My people will get back to ya".
Originally posted by SunburntYes the same old tired mantra of the dog people. 😞
All cat people spew this nonsense. It is how you justify living with cats. "Oh, dogs only love you for food...dogs poop all over, blah, blah, blah."
Dogs do not love you for food, not that alone, really. They love you because you are their Master. You feed them, house them, love them, teach them and entertain them. They will protect you, if necessary. ...[text shortened]... the other hand, I'm not sure what their charm is but I'm sure someone here can elaborate.