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Suddenly, I heard it coming from the alley, at the office building.

Normally, the noises polluting my daily routine range from furious xerox buzz to coffee machine refill, to delivery guys, to flushes when someone opens the door of the main toilettes exactly when somebody pulls the chain. This time it was bloody Zappa, tough, I shyte you not.

I took my coffee mug (the printed "why so basement?", an award winning bad taste favorite amongst the colleagues) and walked down the alley to where the insurance guys are located. That area of the floor plan is known as "The Purgatory", because 50+ accountants stroll like zombies, holding to their appraisal reports like they couldn't hold to the life in their souls. This time, though, there were no living dead. It was totally deserted. There was only Baby Snakes oozing through the cracks of the walls. Under a door. Through a half-closed inner window. Everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

I panicked. "What if they are all zombies, like, for real?" I could see myself being released from the burden of my brain by some munching actuary with blurry black holes instead of eye sockets. I had to follow the sound, though. So I did. I made it to the department coordinator's office, gathered some strength, and pushed the door.

Guess what? All the insurance guys were sitting in their superior's office, smoking, sipping coffee, and enjoying Baby Snakes.

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...and then Seitse awoke?

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Life is a continuous sleep, sister.

When you think that you are awake... are you?

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Tell us more about this 'superior' you mention. Is he the Uberinsurancemensch?

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Yes, sure.

Just give me a second, I am working as we speak on the screenplay of Tim's new Broadway cabaret project: Nazis with Pliers.

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Uberinsurancemensch.

Indeed. It used to be for me uberschmuck, though perceptions change, as the aura switches into peace mode.

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I want to cast Will Arnett as the paedo-priest and I want him to shout "I'm gonna live forever!" like in Human Giant's gig about the Olsen twins' sex tape.

I also want Christopher Walken as the maid.

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Danny DeVito as well. I want him on stage. Now!

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I have a baby snake wnna see?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Suddenly, I heard it coming from the alley, at the office building.

Normally, the noises polluting my daily routine range from furious xerox buzz to coffee machine refill, to delivery guys, to flushes when someone opens the door of the main toilettes exactly when somebody pulls the chain. This time it was bloody Zappa, tough, I shyte you not.

I took my ...[text shortened]... sitting in their superior's office, smoking, sipping coffee, and enjoying Baby Snakes.
Why can I never resist opening a thread with even a vague Zappa reference?

ps. rec'd

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There's this song in '200 Motels'... if I could only remember the name,

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Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, sure.

Just give me a second, I am working as we speak on the screenplay of Tim's new Broadway cabaret project: Nazis with Pliers.
is that the sequel to 'Springtime for Hitler'?