Exactly...
EXACTLY one year ago I left.
I had a house, I had a Renault Megane 1.6 16v sports coupe, I had a well paid job...I had everything. And I gave it all away.
One morning I realised that I was wakening up every morning to go to work, to spend 8 hours a day acting like I cared about what was going on, to come home and watch TV all evening, to get up the next morning to go to work to finance this endless, mind-numbing cycle.
I gave everything I owned to charity and buggered off to India. Then to Thailand. Then to England.
Now, don't get me wrong. I really have enjoyed myself.
Obviously the runs in India were a little unpleasant and having to go to Bumrungrad (I kid you not) hospital in Bangkok was slightly worrying and catching a serious dosis of the skank in Manchester wasn't my idea of heaven either.
But generally I bummed about in poverty, wrote a book and had a god-awfully good time to myself.
Then when I returned to Holland I ended up sleeping in a CD cupboard, on an airbed and I nearly burned my dick off needlessly...
Tonight, exactly one year on, I've got my own house. A job. A car (A Nissan Micra without windshield wipers, but it's got bloody good music in it anyways).
Once again, I have absolutely everything somebody could want.
And to celebrate my return to god-awful boredom, loneliness and the plebish existance of the majority, I've downed 20 milligrams of valium and opend a chilled bottle of rose.
Hell. Did God ever create a better combination?
Originally posted by shavixmirUsually your stories don't leave me depressed.
Exactly...
EXACTLY one year ago I left.
I had a house, I had a Renault Megane 1.6 16v sports coupe, I had a well paid job...I had everything. And I gave it all away.
One morning I realised that I was wakening up every morning to go to work, to spend 8 hours a day acting like I cared about what was going on, to come home and watch TV all evening, to ...[text shortened]... ium and opend a chilled bottle of rose.
Hell. Did God ever create a better combination?
Jesus.
Originally posted by shavixmirTime to work on your golf game and buy a mini-van.
Exactly...
EXACTLY one year ago I left.
I had a house, I had a Renault Megane 1.6 16v sports coupe, I had a well paid job...I had everything. And I gave it all away.
One morning I realised that I was wakening up every morning to go to work, to spend 8 hours a day acting like I cared about what was going on, to come home and watch TV all evening, to ...[text shortened]... ium and opend a chilled bottle of rose.
Hell. Did God ever create a better combination?
Originally posted by shavixmirsounds like an adventure. did u publish the book?
Exactly...
EXACTLY one year ago I left.
I had a house, I had a Renault Megane 1.6 16v sports coupe, I had a well paid job...I had everything. And I gave it all away.
One morning I realised that I was wakening up every morning to go to work, to spend 8 hours a day acting like I cared about what was going on, to come home and watch TV all evening, to ...[text shortened]... ium and opend a chilled bottle of rose.
Hell. Did God ever create a better combination?
im off to india this year, im currently in the boring job with the car and rented accomadation( a house in ireland is waaaay to much at the moment.
will I get the runs?
Originally posted by psychoalphaYou will get the runs.
sounds like an adventure. did u publish the book?
im off to india this year, im currently in the boring job with the car and rented accomadation( a house in ireland is waaaay to much at the moment.
will I get the runs?
http://shavixmir.blogspot.com
And look at the posts in February and March.
Originally posted by shavixmirI survived India without getting the aforementioned runs.
You will get the runs.
http://shavixmir.blogspot.com
And look at the posts in February and March.
I did pick up a nasty Indian flu varient that knocked me out for a week (spent in bed) with excruciating migrane level headaches, but my digestive constitution remained in tip-top condition!
Originally posted by shavixmirHow's the wart?
Exactly...
EXACTLY one year ago I left.
I had a house, I had a Renault Megane 1.6 16v sports coupe, I had a well paid job...I had everything. And I gave it all away.
One morning I realised that I was wakening up every morning to go to work, to spend 8 hours a day acting like I cared about what was going on, to come home and watch TV all evening, to ...[text shortened]... ium and opend a chilled bottle of rose.
Hell. Did God ever create a better combination?