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It's no laughing matter - look what happened to Hitler.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I literally have ball ache. My left testicle has been throbbing for the last 5 hours and I can't fathom out why. It started as a dull ache and is slowly becoming more intense.
What should I do? 🙁
Do you remember leaving Madame Paines establishment having paid $2,000 for some mind numbing drugs before she used the hammer on your left testicle?

She did tell me you had been in earlier and asked for a few strange requests but that was the only one she was willing to carry out, no matter how much money you offered.

😉

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Just leave it be, and tell us tomorrow what happens. . .not what i'd do , but it will be funny as frick if your balls go black 😀

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Just leave it be, and tell us tomorrow what happens. . .not what i'd do , but it will be funny as frick if your balls go black 😀
Maybe they are black already and he won't notice the difference!!

Unless they go white 🙂

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Originally posted by adramforall
Maybe they are black already and he won't notice the difference!!

Unless they go white 🙂
Can we get some bets together on how long it'll take for his ball to fall off ??

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Poor guy. Usually if you have some painful and dangerous health problems, you'll get some compassion and sympathy, but with some conditions people will think it's hilarious... Reminds me of the time when I did wheelchair sports, and one of the participants who was not disabled fell over and couldn't move her legs anymore. So she was brought to the hospital, and when they heard what had happened, they only laughed. 😀 (She became a real wheelchair user for a week, but got well again.)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Poor guy. Usually if you have some painful and dangerous health problems, you'll get some compassion and sympathy, but with some conditions people will think it's hilarious... Reminds me of the time when I did wheelchair sports, and one of the participants who was not disabled fell over and couldn't move her legs anymore. So she was brought to the hospital, ...[text shortened]... ed, they only laughed. 😀 (She became a real wheelchair user for a week, but got well again.)
The point is, if he's not prepared to go to the doc when there is something wrong with the most precious part of a mans body (that's why we spend so much time with them in our hand, in case someone steals them.......honest), then he deserves to be laughed at a bit.


Ball ache is no laughing matter....your ball falling off because you're too stupid to go to the doc (no offence jimmy) is Frickin hilarious.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I literally have ball ache. My left testicle has been throbbing for the last 5 hours and I can't fathom out why. It started as a dull ache and is slowly becoming more intense.
What should I do? 🙁
Hit your right testicle with a hammer, then at least you have a matching set.

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Has he gone yet? hope he has so I can tell you this happened to my son,and because he left it,he was 15 at the time (he was embarrassed about going to the quacks) ...he ended up with an overnight stay in hospital with a temperature,and a testicle that resembled a small melon...black and blue,after the initial shock of having a team of medics and trainee docs crowded around him,and a little manipulation,he was one lucky lad...and still the proud owner of a matching pair.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I literally have ball ache. My left testicle has been throbbing for the last 5 hours and I can't fathom out why. It started as a dull ache and is slowly becoming more intense.
What should I do? 🙁
Testicular torsion is nothing to mess around with you can literally lose your balls, get immediate medical help. As a temprary measure, smash your left thumb with a hammer, this won't make your balls feel better, but, it will distract from the incessant throbbing.

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Everybody calm down. The pain increasing could point to the possibilty of an infection, I had this myself and I too became worried, wondering if it was cancer or some other horrible reason. After a course of antibiotics I was fine.

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Originally posted by fiesta
and still the proud owner of a matching pair.
Both the size of a small melon?? 😕

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[Ahem] Sometime last year a friend of mine picked up some Sloggi briefs at knock down price in a clearance sale. He says he normally wear Boxers.

As he tells the tale, a few weeks later he had regular ball pain that had him doubled over when it hit. He bit the bullet and went to the docs and it was all solved when the quack advised that he should wear slightly less restrctive pants, maybe consider wearing boxers even.

Oh how we laughed when he told us...

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Unrelated scary junk story....

One time while at work i decided to go for a piss, it was about 3 am, and i was on my own. Just as the piss started i got this blindingly sore stabbing pain followed by the feeling of pissing broken glass for the duration of the passing, i ended up pissing on my fingers and everything, it was REALLY sore. As i finished the pee turned a reddy colour and the end came blood....my face went white and i felt a little faint at the sight of my favourite little pal in such a state.

In one bound i was in the Docs, and it turned out it was me passing a stone or a tear of some sort, he sent me for a cancer check to be sure (not the best time of my life)....it was no joke i can tell you that for sure.


Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Unrelated scary junk story....

One time while at work i decided to go for a piss, it was about 3 am, and i was on my own. Just as the piss started i got this blindingly sore stabbing pain followed by the feeling of pissing broken glass for the duration of the passing, i ended up pissing on my fingers and everything, it was [b]REALLY
sore. As ...[text shortened]... check to be sure (not the best time of my life)....it was no joke i can tell you that for sure.[/b]
What a lovely tale.