Ballykissangel-Employment as postman wanted

Yes Mark,

I have to admit I share your fantasy(the one about being a postman
somewhere)Now this sounds like a nice job to me.Usually the case
until the first day on the job.

Now where should I apply?The answer is unfortunately not a very
complicated one should your name be Johan Gouws and you happen
to be married to a certain Irma Gouws.The reason?My wife loves
Ireland.She adores Ireland.She eats sleeps and s ,oh
sorry,Ireland.She has never been NEAR Ireland.

Now I dont even know if Ballykissangel is in Ireland.But that is where I
will have to go.I tell her the weather is crappy.I tell her Irish Paddy
and Liam jokes.I force her to watch the ireland football and rugby
teams in action.Nothing helps.She simply loves this place she has
never been to.She loves U2,for the music but more because they are
Irish.

Can someone help me here?I would dearly love to retire to the
Bahamas,Maldives or a Greek Island instead I might end up on an
Irish Ireland.

She has to be cured and the cure might not be pretty but it has to be
effective.


Johan
Thinking about warm Irish beer :o(

Leave your wife at home - then get yourself and all your friends to
Dublin for a weekend's drinking.

Then you too will love the place.

"Ireland, a good place to get beered up". Official.

-Russ

My thought, Everything will look pretty darn good after a coupleof
warm Irish beers.
John
Been to Ireland once and it is pretty.

I wouldn't plan on retiring to the Maldives Johan. It's sinking. I'd take
your wife to the Greek Islands and show her how nice it is there. Still,
even taking into account the weather and beer, it's hard to beat Irish
people.
Ben (O'Dwyer)