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Originally posted by Seitse
Above 18 years old?
Yes!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Yes!
Wow! Cool, man! I'm so proud of you! Way to go, good ol' chap! 🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
Wow! Cool, man! I'm so proud of you! Way to go, good ol' chap! 🙂
Not much to be proud of at this time.

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DISCO!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
No, but I didn't try. I met good looking single girls all night.
Ah but you have to try, that's were the fun starts!

When you roll a dice you sometimes get a 6, most of the time you don't...but if you roll that dice enough times your bound to eventually get a 6...same thing applies to the ladies!

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Originally posted by Jamesqt
Ah but you have to try, that's were the fun starts!

When you roll a dice you sometimes get a 6, most of the time you don't...but if you roll that dice enough times your bound to eventually get a 6...same thing applies to the ladies!
usually your dice rolls are better as the night goes on and everyone gets drunker and drunker 😵

edit: but sometimes when you wake up the next morning you wish you never rolled the dice at all....:'(

edit 2: and when you're sitting in the doctors waiting room getting that expected std looked at you really wish you didn't roll that dice.

edit 3: but it's ok, there is hope.....the condom....all hail the marvelous invention of...the condom..bow down to its uncomfortable greatness.

edit 4: imo spearmint flavor is the best.

edit 5: now enjoy kids and remember say no to fat chicks.

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Originally posted by trev33
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edit 5: now enjoy kids and remember say no to fat chicks.
Fat chicks give the best sex... because they have nothing else to offer.

If fat chicks didnt get any loving... you wouldnt have been born Trev

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Originally posted by epic0002

If fat chicks didnt get any loving... you wouldnt have been born Trev
Ah now lets leave Trev's mum out of this...she sure makes a mean fry-up in the morning 😵😵😵🙂🙂🙂🙂😀😀

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Originally posted by Jamesqt
Ah now lets leave Trev's mum out of this...she sure makes a mean fry-up in the morning 😵😵😵🙂🙂🙂🙂😀😀
that woman couldn't make baked potatoes.

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Originally posted by trev33
that woman couldn't make baked potatoes.
God she really must of meant it when she said she was making a very special effort for me...I really wish I didn't freak her out though by calling her 7 or 8 times a day, every day...just got a bit needy and insecure 🙂🙂