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Be afraid, Bowmann, be very afraid

Be afraid, Bowmann, be very afraid

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Someday in the not-too-distant future there will be a young upstart to take your throne. You will be sitting there passively correcting someone's grammar while the noob takes on bigger fish.

Before you know it your reign of terror will have ended. And you will be inconsolable. Your small Webster's Dictionary will be no match for this person's Oxford English Dictionary, all 2000 pages of it.

We must all begin to prepare for the radical tyranny that comes with this new Bowmann, he will be worse (better??) than the first, with increased spell-checking capabilities. He will bring with him the armageddon of this forum. No longer will 'alot' or 'potatoe' stand. I am personally devastated when I think of what the future holds for the General and wherever else Bowmann prowls.

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Originally posted by prosoccer
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Originally posted by prosoccer
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Originally posted by prosoccer
Someday in the not-too-distant future there will be a young upstart to take your throne. You will be sitting there passively correcting someones grammar will the noob takes on bigger fish.

Before you know it your reign of terror will have ended. And you will be inconsolable. Your small Webster's Dictionary will be no match for this person's Oxford Eng ed when I think of what the future holds for the General and wherever else Bowmann prowls.
someone's

Edit: Damn, too late. 😞

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Have your fun now.

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Originally posted by prosoccer
Someday in the not-too-distant future there will be a young upstart to take your throne. You will be sitting there passively correcting someone's grammar while the noob takes on bigger fish.

Before you know it your reign of terror will have ended. And you will be inconsolable. Your small Webster's Dictionary will be no match for this person's Oxford E ...[text shortened]... d when I think of what the future holds for the General and wherever else Bowmann prowls.
Behold the auntieBowmann.

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Originally posted by prosoccer
Your small Webster's Dictionary will be no match for this person's Oxford English Dictionary, all 2000 pages of it.
Which country do you think I'm from?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Which country do you think I'm from?
Regardless of where you are from, I made reference to the lesser ability of a Webster compared to an Oxford.

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Originally posted by prosoccer
Regardless of where you are from, I made reference to the lesser ability of a Webster compared to an Oxford.
Well I have the Oxford.

And it's B I G !!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Well I have the Oxford.

And it's [b]B I G !!
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I believe it's big.

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Originally posted by prosoccer
I believe it's big.
And size does matter.

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Leave Bowmann alone, it's not nice to pick on him at this vulnerable moment. He's busy making his double-wide hurricane proof. Give a guy a break will ya?

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He agreed to help me improve my english 😛

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Originally posted by Lolette
He agreed to help me improve my english 😛
Oh dear ...

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Actually Mr.Bowmann is a very cordial person in private.Much like most of us here. 🙂