i relised the otehr day - how random are beards? with some people, having a beard is understandable. for instance, there is a guy in my hall who'se facial hair grows so fast that there really is no point in shaving regularly...but those people who have a beard out of choice? why?!? it just seems quite...random...my dad has a beard. it's very random...
Originally posted by geniusMy beard is also random (it grows in random spots across my face).
i relised the otehr day - how random are beards? with some people, having a beard is understandable. for instance, there is a guy in my hall who'se facial hair grows so fast that there really is no point in shaving regularly...but those people who have a beard out of choice? why?!? it just seems quite...random...my dad has a beard. it's very random...
However, my girlfriend does not behave randomly around my beard - beard = cold shoulder. Say no more, say no more, nudge nudge, wink wink.
Originally posted by geniusI grow the beard until the wife says get it off.
i relised the otehr day - how random are beards? with some people, having a beard is understandable. for instance, there is a guy in my hall who'se facial hair grows so fast that there really is no point in shaving regularly...but those people who have a beard out of choice? why?!? it just seems quite...random...my dad has a beard. it's very random...
It also changes your appearance totally.
It can be a conversation piece!
Women stroke your face just to have a feel!! Handy if you are a single man looking for love.
It can be quite stimulating for women who like the number 69 so I am told.
http://www.nationalbeardregistry.org/Beards/beards.asp
At a folk festival I was at last year, one of the acts (reminded me a bit of G-Love) sang something along the lines of...
'The gig's no longer hip man
When the crowd looks like Harold Shipman'
I looked around the crowd and had to agree, the bearded real ale drinkers resembling the mad Dr himself were everywhere. It was quite sobering 🙄