Beating the sicilian

Here's how to do it:
First you have to find one(a sicilian),it is advised to look for a small one as the bigger ones are harder to beat.A trip to Sicily will greatly increase your chances.
Next you get a big stick.Not too big,you must be able to easily lift it.
Once you have a big stick and a small sicilian you can start the beating.

Next week we will talk about beating the dutch.

Sir Lot.

WARNING: Beating sicilians may lead to vendetta's!

*The sicilians in this post are fictional.During the writing of this post,no sicilians were harmed,nor is it the author's intention to induce people to harm sicilians in any way.

I've got a pretty invincible sicilian who hangs out with an English guy who's perhaps not so invincible 😳

You ever played the Lion sir Lot?

If not, i'd happily introduce you to it 😉

Originally posted by SirLoseALot
Here's how to do it:
First you have to find one(a sicilian),it is advised to look for a small one as the bigger ones are harder to beat.A trip to Sicily will greatly increase your chances.
Next you get a big stick.Not too big,you must be able to easily lift it.
Once you have a big stick and a small sicilian you can start the beating.

Next week we ...[text shortened]... ans were harmed,nor is it the author's intention to induce people to harm sicilians in any way.

I appear to be a german. Seeing as I almost never lose against the french, and almost never win against the english...

Originally posted by paultopia
I appear to be a german,

Is castling kingside in the Sicilian (as white) always considered to be dangerous lunacy?

Originally posted by CaptainDangerous
Is castling kingside in the Sicilian (as white) always considered to be dangerous lunacy?