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Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyI have heard Bulgaria. I was in Varna on the Black Sea a few years ago and would not disagree. But this Bulgarian site says Sweden. I would also agree except 5 foot 9 is about my limit. Stockholm is the only city in which I have felt short.
Which nation on earth has the best looking most beautiful women?
http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=137120
Originally posted by JS357Yes this is a problem for me also,
I have heard Bulgaria. I was in Varna on the Black Sea a few years ago and would not disagree. But this Bulgarian site says Sweden. I would also agree except 5 foot 9 is about my limit. Stockholm is the only city in which I have felt short.
http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=137120
as I am only five feet six inches tall.
So tall long legged six foot blonde Californian women are out.
Even women who are my own height can shame me
when they put on high heels.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoody5' 6"! What time are due back in the Shire?
Yes this is a problem for me also,
as I am only five feet six inches tall.
So tall long legged six foot blonde Californian women are out.
Even women who are my own height can shame me
when they put on high heels.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyThink about me, I am so short I wasn't tall enough to play Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies. 😞
Yes this is a problem for me also,
as I am only five feet six inches tall.
So tall long legged six foot blonde Californian women are out.
Even women who are my own height can shame me
when they put on high heels.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.