Becks wants to be an astronaut!

buffalobill

Major Bone

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01 Aug 05

buffalobill

Major Bone

On yer tail ...

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01 Aug 05

Saw an ad just now on satellite where David Beckham says when he retires from soccer he wants to be an astronaut.
My immediate thought was what? As a nose cone?

genius

Wayward Soul

Your Blackened Sky

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01 Aug 05

Originally posted by buffalobill
Saw an ad just now on satellite where David Beckham says when he retires from soccer he wants to be an astronaut.
My immediate thought was what? As a nose cone?

don't you need to be, you know, intelligent to be an astronaut?

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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01 Aug 05

Originally posted by genius
don't you need to be, you know, intelligent to be an astronaut?

Hey! If they can send monkeys into space, they can send Dave. Lol, remeber when that one managed to free one of it's hands and started randomly pressing buttons. I can imagine this to be the scenario with our favourite himbo. 😛

Amaurote

No Name Maddox

County Doledrum

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01 Aug 05

Maybe he can be our ambassador to a strange race of high-pitched, squeaky, bland aliens. However, my preference for getting him into space is not space shuttle, but cannon. We could have a raffle to see who gets to light the fuse.

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

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01 Aug 05

Now, now, now, I'm sure that Dave would make an excellent diplomat for mother Earth.

Every being in the universe (except Christians and Moslims) knows that everybody wants to have sex. And who doesn't want to have sex with wonder boy?

Jesus (excuse the horrific terminology), the man is footballing sex-on-legs. That's why everybody hates his girlfriend.

Or am I way off here?

Siskin

over your head

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01 Aug 05

No Shav, you're onto something here.
Becks as the space age Adam ... one day the galaxy will be filled with his decendants!

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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Moves: 55993

01 Aug 05

Originally posted by Siskin
No Shav, you're onto something here.
Becks as the space age Adam ... one day the galaxy will be filled with his decendants!

People will name cities after his children. 😛

Siskin

over your head

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01 Aug 05

Originally posted by jimslyp69
People will name cities after his children. 😛

And tragic heroes, and famous actresses.

Shonkytonk

Austraya

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02 Aug 05

Well he is a space cadet.

Varg

Thinking...

Odersfelt

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02 Aug 05

Damn, thought this thread was about beer...

Crowley

Not Aleister

Control room

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02 Aug 05

Originally posted by jimslyp69
People will name cities after his children. 😛

HAHAHAHA

Bosse de Nage

Zellulärer Automat

Spiel des Lebens

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02 Aug 05

Originally posted by Siskin
No Shav, you're onto something here.
Becks as the space age Adam ... one day the galaxy will be filled with his decendants!

The world's already filled with his haircuts. The "soft Mohican" still stands as the ultimate in "metrosexual" ambiguity: am I really as daft as I look?