Becoming a 'Yes Minion' for CFT

Where do I sign?

Moreover, do I get to keep some of my free will or shall I check it in at the entrance?

Will I get PMs from time to time ordering me to rec his posts?

Thanks in advance for the orientation.

Kind regards,
Aspiring CFT Yes Minion

Originally posted by Seitse
Where do I sign?

Moreover, do I get to keep some of my free will or shall I check it in at the entrance?

Will I get PMs from time to time ordering me to rec his posts?

Thanks in advance for the orientation.

Kind regards,
Aspiring CFT Yes Minion

I have been CFT’s number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like...Mozart's friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and CFT is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

Originally posted by Fleabitten
I have been CFT’s number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like...Mozart's friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and CFT is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

Originally posted by Natsia
I would like some more details, please.

unfortunatly as a current 'yes minion' of ctf i am unable at this point to share the secret of becoming a cft yes minion for the simple fact that my lord has yet to grace his presence on this thread. when he decides to do so i will be here, to agree and condone anything the great one has to say.

yours
cft's yes minion.

Originally posted by trev33
unfortunatly as a current 'yes minion' of ctf i am unable at this point to share the secret of becoming a cft yes minion for the simple fact that my lord has yet to grace his presence on this thread. when he decides to do so i will be here, to agree and condone anything the great one has to say.

yours
cft's yes minion.

Is there a way to confirm if the below is true?

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#1 - The first rule of CFT's Yes Minion Club is, you do not talk about CFT's Yes Minion Club.

#2 - The second rule of CFT's Yes Minion Club is, you DO NOT talk about CFT's Yes Minion Club.

#3 - If someone says no to CFT, hesitates to one of his orders, tries to tap out, the protection given by CFT's Yes Minion Club is over.

#4 - Two yeses to anything said or ordered by CFT are not frowned upon.

#5 - Three yeses to anything said or ordered by CFT are to be received with a golf clap.

#6 - No underwear, no condoms.

#7 - Yeses will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at CFT's Yes Minion Club, you have to say yes.

Uhm... something... well... happened.

I have asked the moderators to... uhm... erase this thread... because...
uhm... well... stuff.

Please stop posting in this thread.

Originally posted by Natsia
Hmmm... I doubt this to be true, as you are not the "Cassidy" to his "Mozart".
I require proof of your claims.

Yes, what Meow 28-B-III said is correct.

Originally posted by trev33
i'm not allowed to share such information even if a had such information to share.

*face palm*

Ahem, yes minions, not yes men.

Is it too hard to remember?

Originally posted by Seitse
*face palm*

Ahem, [b]yes minions, not yes men.

Is it too hard to remember?[/b]

Originally posted by Seitse
Where do I sign?

Moreover, do I get to keep some of my free will or shall I check it in at the entrance?

Will I get PMs from time to time ordering me to rec his posts?

Thanks in advance for the orientation.

Kind regards,
Aspiring CFT Yes Minion