Originally posted by ChessPraxisi was thinking the other end would get a better response.
Poke him in the eye, that is the one sure way. :'(
I used to take painpills and drink, it was NOT a good idea.
you know how you catch an armadillo?
sneak up behind him while he's digging a hole.
poke him in the bullseye with a stick.
he'll wheel around and WHAM! you've grabbed him by the shell.
here are some handy recipes:
http://www.beer-bytch.com/armadillos.htm