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Around the time my girlfriend and I broke up for the first time (yes, it happens often, but anyway) I decided to search long and hard for answers to my life in the bottom of beer bottles. Did I find anwswers?Not a chance. But I was drunk alot and thats a great way to be.

However, a few months into my consistent drinking I did find that the pants didn't fit anymore and I had put on about 20 or so pounds. hmmm, what had changed, I had been drinking a lot of beer. The switch to light beer, which is disgusting, put on about 5 more pounds.

My friends, if you wish to lose your beer gut you need not worry, you don't have to stop drinking! The answer is liqour! I have been on a steady diet of Long Island Ice Tea's and shots instead of beer for about a year and a half now. I was back to my fit and trim self 6 months ago.

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ok..i have the same gut and g/f ptoblem.

what is liquor ?

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liquor is almost and alcohol other than beer. it has no calories (or almost none i forget which). it is still not healthy but you wont pack on weight when you drink alot of it.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Around the time my girlfriend and I broke up for the first time (yes, it happens often, but anyway) I decided to search long and hard for answers to my life in the bottom of beer bottles. Did I find anwswers?Not a chance. But I was drunk alot and thats a great way to be.

However, a few months into my consistent drinking I did find that the pants didn ...[text shortened]... t and trim self 6 months ago.

Beer gut? Wanna lose it? Don't quit drinking! Drink liquor
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Originally posted by Phlabibit
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Originally posted by usmc7257
liquor is almost and alcohol other than beer. it has no calories (or almost none i forget which). it is still not healthy but you wont pack on weight when you drink alot of it.
Liquor refers to a variety of alcoholic spirits that have about 40% alcohol by volume (v/v), but that vary between about 20% v/v to 50% v/v or more (like Everclear, which might as well be rubbing alcohol). People usually use the word "liquor" to distinguish a drink from beer or wine. Also, 12 fl. oz. beer (~5% v/v) = 250 mL of wine (~10% v/v) = 1.5 oz. of hard liquor (~40% v/v).

All alcoholic drinks have calories, however. The alcohol itself is almost the same as a carb, about 4 calories per gram. The other stuff in the drink will also contribute to the calorie count, which is why beer with all its carbs and flavour components has more calories than something like vodka, which is mostly alcohol and water. But even a vodka soda has about 70 calories.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Around the time my girlfriend and I broke up for the first time (yes, it happens often, but anyway) I decided to search long and hard for answers to my life in the bottom of beer bottles. Did I find anwswers?Not a chance. But I was drunk alot and thats a great way to be.

However, a few months into my consistent drinking I did find that the pants didn ...[text shortened]... t and trim self 6 months ago.

Beer gut? Wanna lose it? Don't quit drinking! Drink liquor
Ya, but that means you gotta give up beer dude! That sux.

The key is to just burn more calories. I suggest getting loaded and then beating the crap outta people. You'll burn off tonnes of excess calories kickin ass and takin names...ok, maybe the name takin won't burn too many of them but when you've lost the weight you'll know who to thank

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Originally posted by PBE6
Liquor refers to a variety of alcoholic spirits that have about 40% alcohol by volume (v/v), but that vary between about 20% v/v to 50% v/v or more (like Everclear, which might as well be rubbing alcohol). People usually use the word "liquor" to distinguish a drink from beer or wine. Also, 12 fl. oz. beer (~5% v/v) = 250 mL of wine (~10% v/v) = 1.5 oz. of har ...[text shortened]... g like vodka, which is mostly alcohol and water. But even a vodka soda has about 70 calories.
Good stuff...but after 3 pints of Vodka...I'm done....and the lads are fed up of taking me home..horizontal. 😵

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Around the time my girlfriend and I broke up for the first time (yes, it happens often, but anyway) I decided to search long and hard for answers to my life in the bottom of beer bottles. Did I find anwswers?Not a chance. But I was drunk alot and thats a great way to be.

However, a few months into my consistent drinking I did find that the pants didn ...[text shortened]... t and trim self 6 months ago.

Beer gut? Wanna lose it? Don't quit drinking! Drink liquor
Drinking loads of beer always causes my belly to get smaller - I figure it's because I don't eat as much ...

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Originally posted by celticcountry
what is liquor ?
What you do to keep your girlfriend happy!!!

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Originally posted by adramforall
What you do to keep your girlfriend happy!!!
Ew!

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